Tea? (Part 2)

[Speicher]

What looks like happened is that my right hand side Gluteus Maximus ruched on impact and its on these points that I sustained the most bruising.

You'll never know how much better I feel now for saying that.

How can I begin to explain why I do not feel better after that explication?

 

[Baggy]

Honey roasted almonds taste good, you might like to assess their suitability for snackage.

Sounds as if they would also make extremely good snackage!

 

[Baggy]

I know it will sound funny but I'll try to explain what I think has gone on.

What looks like happened is that my right hand side Gluteus Maximus ruched on impact and its on these points that I sustained the most bruising.

You'll never know how much better I feel now for saying that.

You've been pondering this *all day* haven't you?
You did bounce a bit, so I can sort of imagine the ruching, even though I'm trying not to imagine the ruching...

 

[TheDoctor]

Can I possibly have some brain bleach?
I'm trying not to imagine a ruched bottom, yet somehow I know exactly what it must look like...
We went to a pub that had Duff beer! It tasted rather good.

 

[tdr1nka]

I need a duff beer to go with my duff a*se.

Forgive the choice of the word ruching, it made more sense than 'corrugated'.

 

[TheDoctor]

I'm gonna have horrible dreams tonight, Trinka.
You'll have to get out here one Sunday morning.
There's loads of places to ride out to for a fry-up, and not all of them involve mud.

 

[Arch]

There's loads of places to ride out to for a fry-up, and not all of them involve mud.

I don't know that I've ever had a fry up that did involve mud. Mushrooms maybe, which is as bad, but not mud.

Tea?

 

[Speicher]

I don't know that I've ever had a fry up that did involve mud. Mushrooms maybe, which is as bad, but not mud.

Tea?

A fry up with mud? Depends on the quality of the c*ffee, which could have been ground earlier that morning.

 

[Arch]

<groan>!

 

[Speicher]

I went into a book shop yesterday, and asked if they would know the value of some Funk and Wagnall encyclopaedias? Cue her thinking I had said Funky Wagnall, and er F***y Wagnall.

 

[tdr1nka]

I can think of at least 3 more mishearings of those names.

The combination of Pratt & Whitney always made me giggle as a kid.

I near the bottom of my mug, d'ya know what that means dontcha?

 

[potsy]

I can think of at least 3 more mishearings of those names.

The combination of Pratt & Whitney always made me giggle as a kid.

I near the bottom of my mug, d'ya know what that means dontcha?

You need a bigger mug?

Just about to have my 2nd huuuuge mug of tea since getting home.

 

[TheDoctor]

I have seen Tdr1nkas mug. It's mahoosive!!
Not so much a mug, more a sort of china bucket.

 

[potsy]

I have seen Tdr1nkas mug. It's mahoosive!!
Not so much a mug, more a sort of china bucket.

I've seen it too

 

[Arch]

I've seen it too

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nah. s'bigger than that.

I've been to the pub. One of our volunteer rangers was having her leaving do. I had beer, and a bacon and cheese burger. Now I'm enjoying my tea....