Tea? (Part 4)

[Mad Doug Biker]

Nay Lad. That's North Riding, not West Riding. Did it teach thee nowt?

That'd include where the arm goes then?

Up to the point where you should always take your watch off first!

 

[classic33]

Up to the point where you should always take your watch off first!

Watch should be on the other arm anyway!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Watch should be on the other arm anyway!

Oh you can never be too careful!!

 

[classic33]

Oh you can never be too careful!!

You'll only get the one arm up there.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You'll only get the one arm up there.

Ah yes, but what if you suddenly have to change arms for some reason or another??

 

[classic33]

Ah yes, but what if you suddenly have to change arms for some reason or another??

You'd already be using your good arm though!

It'd prove you weren't fully prepared either.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You'd already be using your good arm though!

What if you are amphibious??

Both arms would be just as suitable!!

 

[classic33]

What if you are amphibious??

Both arms would be just as suitable!!

Waterproof watch!

Why not try out your theory on your next visit to the countryside.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Waterproof watch!

Why not try out your theory on your next visit to the countryside.

I imagine it has to be done properly, I don't think the farmer would be too keen on you just randomly sticking your arms up cow's bums!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Anyway, no, I don't want a watch that stinks of s***e any more than I want my arm too!!

 

[classic33]

Errrr......Yessss, I wish I hadn't asked now!

@mo1958, I can understand your puzzlement, in part, but Mad Doug has been here 12 days short of five years. He's young and impressionable.

He also claims to have been to Yorkshire, a number of times.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@mo1958, I can understand your puzzlement, in part, but Mad Doug has been here 12 days short of five years. He's young and impressionable.

He also claims to have been to Yorkshire, a number of times.

And Classic claims he isn't the Grim Reaper!

Make of that what you will

 

[classic33]

I imagine it has to be done properly, I don't think the farmer would be too keen on you just randomly sticking your arms up cow's bums!

Just keep their tail firmly up over their back and then make certain you have the correct hole.

 

[classic33]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

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Carrying on from the theme earlier:

Candle burning in the moon's light

Don't let a cow near the candle right

Let out a puff of gas just like a s***e

And set the place completely alight!!