Tea?

[Bobby Mhor]

Morning folks

It's International Anti-Corruption Day apparently..


Gimme a fiver and I'll tell no one else

A McD's next door! There had to be some other reason you knew where they made them.

There's "disaster"* due in from Russia this week. You'll be stuck unable to get out.

Why a snipping tool to remove a chip soldered in place
You hit by power outages then?

*Possibly as much as an inch down south.

Sniping tool in Windows for screen dumps..
I don't need to go out..
If stuck, a supermercado about 20 mins round trip..

2mm of snow has fallen!!!!

 

[classic33]

Morning folks

It's International Anti-Corruption Day apparently..


Gimme a fiver and I'll tell no one else

Sniping tool in Windows for screen dumps..
I don't need to go out..
If stuck, a supermercado about 20 mins round trip..

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2mm of snow has fallen!!!!

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Owdo

It would appear you're correct, with this years theme being “Your right, your role: say no to corruption.”. Which means no to your request for a fiver.
Does this explain the early bird routine?

I see, I thought you were attacking yer "warbler".
But you will anyway, before the heavy stuff starts stickiy and settling.

And if you get stuck at the Supermercado, what then.

We're doomed, winter is here and t'is snowing!! How are we supposed to do anything?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Owdo

It would appear you're correct, with this years theme being “Your right, your role: say no to corruption.”. Which means no to your request for a fiver.
Does this explain the early bird routine?

I see, I thought you were attacking yer "warbler".
But you will anyway, before the heavy stuff starts stickiy and settling.

And if you get stuck at the Supermercado, what then.

We're doomed, winter is here and t'is snowing!! How are we supposed to do anything?

I know only a fiver, best just ask for ten, a nice round figure
Nice day out..
been out a shopping tour..
Advert on radio asking for donations of £29.06p..?

 

[classic33]

I know only a fiver, best just ask for ten, a nice round figure
Nice day out..
been out a shopping tour..
Advert on radio asking for donations of £29.06p..?

A tenner might be easier come by these days as well.
Not too bad, but not liking the colour of the light.
Thought you knew where all the shops were!

Christmas Day meal?
You'll round it up to £30, the extra soon adds up.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

A tenner might be easier come by these days as well.
Not too bad, but not liking the colour of the light.
Thought you knew where all the shops were!

Christmas Day meal?
You'll round it up to £30, the extra soon adds up.

One thing we do have is a plethora of shops..
Falkirk, Stirling and Cumbernauld all within 15 mins..

Keep thinking this is a Friday..

 

[classic33]

One thing we do have is a plethora of shops..
Falkirk, Stirling and Cumbernauld all within 15 mins..

Keep thinking this is a Friday..

Do any of the ones visited cater for your needs?

It can be Friday, for a price. How much you got?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Do any of the ones visited cater for your needs?

It can be Friday, for a price. How much you got?

Our wee Chevy has ignition issues, key fobs (both keys have broke off the key fob),
a visit to a unit in Cumbernauld and we left with a working key..
Two mobile locksmiths were beaten, possibly the only key fob no one has as Chevy moved out the UK many moons ago, one large garage chain can't source them and they were the ones who sold it to us
pal works in car spares and couldn't either..
so pliers and broken key now our spare
still an option for a working fob...

 

[classic33]

Our wee Chevy has ignition issues, key fobs (both keys have broke off the key fob),
a visit to a unit in Cumbernauld and we left with a working key..
Two mobile locksmiths were beaten, possibly the only key fob no one has as Chevy moved out the UK many moons ago, one large garage chain can't source them and they were the ones who sold it to us
pal works in car spares and couldn't either..
so pliers and broken key now our spare
still an option for a working fob...

Get over to their US facilities, demand a set of working keys from them.
Sad sign of the times, they can sell the car but can't get you the one part you really need, a set of working keys.

You'll be stopped and asked to get out of the car by a nice man in uniform one day.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Morning all
It looks a bit Paul Simon out there..

Get over to their US facilities, demand a set of working keys from them.
Sad sign of the times, they can sell the car but can't get you the one part you really need, a set of working keys.

You'll be stopped and asked to get out of the car by a nice man in uniform one day.

Funnily,
just as we drove out the estate yesterday..
we saw plod pulling vehicles in at a layby and of course, we got the invitation to partake in an all over your vehicle check,
Mrs M explained the broken key, no problem but they ran checks and our wee car was passed okay and off we headed, a regular spot for van checks.

 

[Mo1959]

Morning all
It looks a bit Paul Simon out there..

Funnily,
just as we drove out the estate yesterday..
we saw plod pulling vehicles in at a layby and of course, we got the invitation to partake in an all over your vehicle check,
Mrs M explained the broken key, no problem but they ran checks and our wee car was passed okay and off we headed, a regular spot for van checks.

All white and sparkly here. Just a wee wander round the streets and into the Co-op for some shopping while I was out. Looks like a decent enough day ahead for more wanders.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

All white and sparkly here. Just a wee wander round the streets and into the Co-op for some shopping while I was out. Looks like a decent enough day ahead for more wanders.

Aye, glistening start..
I had hoped for a short ride around the wood and local paths to see how my ankle would hold up.
Oh well ,maybe tomorrow.
It's that time of year 'What do you think?' time
I'm not the Presents Manager in this house
Shopping might be a good idea...or housework.
I'll have a first..

 

[classic33]

Morning all
It looks a bit Paul Simon out there..

Funnily,
just as we drove out the estate yesterday..
we saw plod pulling vehicles in at a layby and of course, we got the invitation to partake in an all over your vehicle check,
Mrs M explained the broken key, no problem but they ran checks and our wee car was passed okay and off we headed, a regular spot for van checks.

Owdo
Go on...

See, "old man seen trying to start car with pliers", been reported. It'll be "OAP's organised crime ring smashed!" in a few months time.
They're on to you. Thought you had a car, not a van anyway.

 

[classic33]

All white and sparkly here. Just a wee wander round the streets and into the Co-op for some shopping while I was out. Looks like a decent enough day ahead for more wanders.

Get out, in the peace and quiet, before they let the kids out of school. They'll be all over the shop soon, shattering the silence. Some of the parents being not much better.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Owdo
Go on...

See, "old man seen trying to start car with pliers", been reported. It'll be "OAP's organised crime ring smashed!" in a few months time.
They're on to you. Thought you had a car, not a van anyway.

It did look shady standing at the drivers door wielding pliers
'allo Guv, wanna buy a new motah

OAP...
sounds old...
Senior Citizen..
sounds condescending..
Auld buddie..
as above..

I'm not old, I still think I'm 67

 

[classic33]

It did look shady standing at the drivers door wielding pliers
'allo Guv, wanna buy a new motah

OAP...
sounds old...
Senior Citizen..
sounds condescending..
Auld buddie..
as above..

I'm not old, I still think I'm 67

Going equipped will always look dodgy.

"Organised OAP gang" would make a better headline though.
Along with pictures of the "ring leaders" further down in the piece.