Gerry Attrick
Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
Have we decidied who is going to open the newly-refurbished cafe?
We could ask Gordon Brown, but he'd probably dissuade many from attending, and anyway I think he's got a bit on his plate just now.
There's Sir Chris Hoy (genuflect), but he wouldn't be able to squeeze his thighs through the door.
Bonj......well he wouldn't be able to squeeze his ego through the door.
Victoria Pendleton........no, she'd be mobbed by slobbering maniacs in Lycra....and me, come to think of it!
Oh ok, how about her madge? Do we have time to paint the bike racks with gold paint and the Royal Crest?
We could ask Gordon Brown, but he'd probably dissuade many from attending, and anyway I think he's got a bit on his plate just now.
There's Sir Chris Hoy (genuflect), but he wouldn't be able to squeeze his thighs through the door.
Bonj......well he wouldn't be able to squeeze his ego through the door.
Victoria Pendleton........no, she'd be mobbed by slobbering maniacs in Lycra....and me, come to think of it!
Oh ok, how about her madge? Do we have time to paint the bike racks with gold paint and the Royal Crest?