Nothing to do with chemistry per se, but the incident happened during a chemistry lesson.
I found science subjects
extremely boring when I was at school. 1972 (I was 12 years old), it was the spring and England were playing a Test Match (cricket, that is, for the uneducated amongst you

) and I was listening to the live commentary on one of those small transistor radios hidden in the inside pocket of my blazer jacket, with a single earpiece to hear with.
We had a new teacher (a Mr. Paul, an Indian) who had asked me a question, apparently several times, but I was too engrossed in the cricket to notice. In the end, he came to my desk, pulled out the earpiece and asked me very loudly why I hadn't answered him. Without a moment's hesitation, I replied, in a very mumbled way, 'sorry sir, I didn't hear you because I'm deaf.'
My mates burst out laughing (cos I was giving them updates every now and then and knew what was going on) and he, despite being Indian, turned bright red with embarrassment. He apologised profusely over and over again and every time he saw me after that he was still offering apologies. Which meant, every chemistry lesson we had with him after that, I had to feign deafness.
