Terrible sad bum

[Dirk]

Put some tinfoil on the stairs. Sit on it and lean forward slightly. Measure between the indents.

I live in a bungalow.....

 

[screenman]

I live in a bungalow.....

Do you go into a Wetherspoons?

 

[Dirk]

Do you go into a Wetherspoons?

Of course - it's compulsory for pensioners.

 

[screenman]

Of course - it's compulsory for pensioners.

Well their toilets are often upstairs. So problem of lack of stairs solved.

 

[mjr]

Well their toilets are often upstairs. So problem of lack of stairs solved.

The bedrooms are upstairs in Lynn's one. I think I can guess who's been asked not to return

 

[Milzy]

The most fundamentally important question of them all hasn't been asked yet........what was the build-up to 71 miles? If you have hundreds and hundreds of miles behind you, with a gradual build up from 10 mile rides to regular problem-free 50 mile rides, then, yes, you need to look at a saddle fit, your shorts, and some lubrication. If you've just cracked the bike shed door open last week, dusted off the cobwebs, done a 5 miler to check that everything works, then done your 71 miles, you got just exactly what you deserve. If you've not ridden much, then little-and-often is the formula to start with.

I think that you're right you know.

 

[Globalti]

Saddle too high and rocking hips are a guarantee of a sore bum.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Of course - it's compulsory for pensioners.

I thought that was Werthers not Wetherspoons