I am trying to find Jamaican spicy beef patties, and have found out that a certain manufacturer sells them in selected Tesco branches. I thought it would be a simple matter of going on Tesco.com and searching for my nearest stockist. That would be far too easy..... If you want this information, you must register first. Ok, I don't really want to register but for the sake of my needs, I will do it. So I start the registration process and find that I can only register if I sign up for a "clubcard". Loyalty cards just happen to be a pet hate of mine. I don't want tracked and my shopping habits monitored for evermore, and I can't be bothered to carry little plastic cards around with me. I know I can always bin it once it is delivered, but I really don't want one. Why can't they understand that? I DON'T WANT one of your nasty little cards which I need to spend £mega in order to save buttons, OK?!!! So I will go try Sainsburys now....