The Archers

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Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
According to the website, it's Pawel...

Also, it looks like they aren't killing Clarrie off, just giving her a voice transplant.

Don't think I can cope with that!
 
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mangaman

mangaman

Guest
Swansonj, your synopses are spot on!:laugh:

I hear on the news just now, that Clarrie is retiring. I wonder how they'll do away with her. Falling into a vat of organic yoghurt at the dairy? Contracting E coli (again) from a Christmas turkey? Entombed in one of Eddie's cast garden ornaments?
Now then Arch - as a de facto cast member (surely someone called Archer appearing from York would be far less far fetched than all of the horrors I've had to read) couldn't you sort them out?

Bang a few heads together?

Let's get back to my childhood memories of it as people dronimg a bit about sileage and the perceived nautiness of the Grundies?

All this loose talk of debauchery on a grand scale has shocked me frankly.

Strangely, 5 minutes ago my wife arrived home and said Clarrie is leaving the Archers.

It's invading my life!
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Now then Arch - as a de facto cast member (surely someone called Archer appearing from York would be far less far fetched than all of the horrors I've had to read) couldn't you sort them out?

Oh, it gets better. My Mum's maiden name is Grundy.... No, really!

My Dad, back in the 60s, worked as a travelling engineer for Avery the scales people. One day he stopped for lunch at a pub he used regularly, and the landlord addressed him as Mr Archer. The Landlord's elderly mother in law happened to be staying and heard this, and asked for his autograph... He obliged, but never knew which Archer she thought he was.

I remember when that shower scene went out, there was a piece on one of the current affairs comedy shows where someone said "and then Jolene said "oh, Sid!" and when Jolene says "Oh, Sid!" a man stays "Oh, Sidded!"

I once saw the Grundies (Joe, Eddie and Clarrie) at a Radio4 roadshow type thing, where they recorded a scene and got audience members up to do the sound effects, banging doors, pouring tea etc. I wish I'd been brave enough to volunteer, as that stuff fascinates me. (ditto foley artists in film)
 
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mangaman

mangaman

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I hope you weren't volunteering for sound effectage for the shower scene?

I'm by no means a prude, but one has to draw a line in the sand
 

AnythingButVanilla

Über Member
Location
London
I listened to The Archers this afternoon but I'm buggered if I can remember what happened. Something about a crap comedian and free booze to annoyed locals in the pub?
 
I like the archers!

I used to work with Sunny Ormonde (Lilian).
 

carolonabike

Senior Member
Location
Boldon
I love the Archers ^_^ although I haven't heard it for a few days. The last I heard Matt and Lilian had had a huge row on account of the old lady in the cottage who has now fallen and broken her hip as a result of Matt's evil shenanigans.
 

potsy

Rambler
Location
My Armchair
I love the Archers ^_^ although I haven't heard it for a few days. The last I heard Matt and Lilian had had a huge row on account of the old lady in the cottage who has now fallen and broken her hip as a result of Matt's evil shenanigans.
Oi, stop spoliling it, haven't listened to the omnibus yet :ninja:
Like my Archers fix while I'm at work on a Monday, download the omnibus to my mp3.
 

carolonabike

Senior Member
Location
Boldon
There was someone recently who was a keen cyclist, was it the barman Fallon had her eye on? They went on holiday together to Ediburgh where he discovered he was gay?
Didn't one of Jamie's mates nearly crash into him?
 
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