The awkward moment when....

[Lisa21]

Some one asks for your number and you tell them your phone is at home, then your phone rings

God that happened to me. In Tesco of all places. Couldnt have been timed better. (or worse)

 

[TVC]

you have followed through

I don't think you've got the hang of golf.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, this one has happened to me a few times... I tend to hum when going along on my bike, whatever my fave earworm is, and (as I'm often in the middle of nowehere) I sometimes break into song. A few times I've had someone start to overtake me on their bike before... and I've been singing along chirpily. Mostly thery've just ignored me, and hurried on

If that was me and I knew the song, then I'd probably try and join in as I tried to scalp you....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The awkward moment when, in a public toilet, you realise there isn't any more toilet paper and you are forced to remove the cardboard tube, carefully tear it up and use it instead.

That first happened to me when I was a kid, much to my family's amusement.

 

[Night Train]

...when you are in full lycra, on your roadie, blasting down a country lane and you tear through a group of cyclists out for a cafe stop pootle. Then a short while later you are scalped by one of the aforementioned cyclist, wearing jeans and steel toe boots, who is on a 3 speed Hungarian shopping bike!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The awkward moment when you have a clippless moment. ANYWHERE. Full stop.

 

[Arch]

...when you are in full lycra, on your roadie, blasting down a country lane and you tear through a group of cyclists out for a cafe stop pootle. Then a short while later you are scalped by one of the aforementioned cyclist, wearing jeans and steel toe boots, who is on a 3 speed Hungarian shopping bike!

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

God that happened to me. In Tesco of all places. Couldnt have been timed better. (or worse)

Never happened to me

 

[Ethan]

You let out a ripping fart to find some one standing behind you.

Let out what you think is going to be a ripping fart to amuse your friends, but you follow through and have to find some way to get down stairs to the toilets without letting shoot run down your leg or let your friends know whats going on...
Luckily, It was a long time ago

 

[threebikesmcginty]

...you remember that you left the roofbox key on a shelf in the garage, which is three hundred and fifty miles away

Or you drive 100 miles to collect a bike and then realise the cycle rack on the roof is locked and you've left the key at home

 

[Fnaar]

Or, you drive 40 miles to deliver back a hired camper van, taking your bike so you can ride home. You have put your bike on the rear cycle rack. And locked it on, using your D lock. And left the key at home. So you and the being-ever-so-nice guy who hired you the van take the rack apart. You have to cycle 40 miles with a D lock rattling around on your roadie's crossbar.

 

[TheDoctor]

...you realise that you've locked your keys inside the house.
Fortunately someone has a spare set.
Unfortunately, they're in New Zealand, and you're in England.

 

[Lisa21]

Never happened to me

Hello Tony
Can I have your number??

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Hello Tony
Can I have your number??

Eerrrrrmmmm. Aahh.. My phones washing its hair tonight!

 

[Speicher]

When you are in the shower at a hotel, and the Fire Alarm goes off. You know that you have not got time to get dressed, and assume that the towel will be big enough to wrap round yourself, so you hastily join the other guests at the muster point. The towel is not very big. And it is November and cold, and it takes the Firemen ages to arrive and declare the all clear. Followed by the more awkward moment when the source of the Fire alarm is found..... in your room. Dust on the storage heater had set off the smoke/fire alarms.

Furthermore, ... that awkward moment those awkward moments later in the evening when no one can resist saying "I don't recognise you with your clothes on!"