The awkward moment when....

[coffeejo]

...you wake up the morning after the night before at a foam party next to the person you met at the party and would like to see again - only to discover that you are in fact allergic to said foam and have the red, lumpy and terrifyingly plague-like skin to prove it.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

...you wake up the morning after the night before at a foam party next to the person you met at the party and would like to see again - only to discover that you are in fact allergic to said foam and have the red, lumpy and terrifyingly plague-like skin to prove it.

What's a foam party?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What's a foam party?

....And where is the nearest one?

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

What's a foam party?

Oh what a sheltered life you have led

 

[Pat "5mph"]

.... when you can't help laughing at the sight of a rather tall man getting ready to ride his little Brompton, and said man emerges from his waterproofs looking quite dishy, with the most charming manners. Then you meet him again at the lights, and he says "I'll race you ..." and he swiftly rides away in the rain. Then you meet him again next day, and he says " are you the lady with the bike? you look different without your helmet. I won the race yesterday ....

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Oh what a sheltered life you have led

Yes, enlighten us then, oh man of experience

 

[Pat "5mph"]

....And where is the nearest one?

Nowhere near us in the sticks, I fear

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Nowhere near us in the sticks, I fear

We can make our own then.... now, where's that sheep dip?

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Yes, enlighten us then, oh man of experience

Imagine a large nightclub full of scantily clad young people (now stop that and put it away!).
Add to the mix lots of alcopops, other possible substances and a large water cannon spewing out hundreds of gallons of non-detergent foam over everybody.
As a final addition to the mix, add very loud music and lts of flashing coloured lights....you get the picture? (I said....put it away will you)

 

[TheDoctor]

It's just a bit of an awkward moment when you have just jerked off and your Dad walks in....
I'll get me coat.

B3ta.com has one worse than that. Far, far worse.
And no, the writer was not me. I'm nowhere near supple enough.
NSFW.

 

[Night Train]

B3ta.com has one worse than that. Far, far worse.
And no, the writer was not me. I'm nowhere near supple enough.
NSFW.

I'm not opening that link and I am wondering what you were searching for to have found that!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Class, I so wish I could have done that instead of having to get someone to do it for me!

 

[Speicher]

Thank you for the lots of likes on my "Awkward Moment" Would you like to know about my awkward moment in the shed with the man from the Water Board?

 

[TheDoctor]

Hell yes!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hell yes!!

But only if we can have pictures this time!