The awkward moment when....

[Lisa21]

it was an awkward moment at about the same age when, in a moment of..... 'passion', I realised you aren't supposed to actually do it into the Hoover. I had my Mum complaining that it (the Hoover) smelled of cheese for ages afterwards.
Ummm, yes Mum, I can't imagine what that would have been.

Ah yes, the wonderful world of a teenage boy (Nihal's parents take note ).




I'll get me coat.

I do hope you realise the dyson ball cleaner is not quite as it says...................

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This was the original version I think.

 

[Lisa21]

God, I remember a Dyson engineer coming to service a hoover in work a couple of years ago. I took him to where it was and told him, in complete innocence, that id cleaned all the filters, it wasnt blocked anywhere, and yet I still had far better suction than it had.
It was the first time I had seen tea come out of anyones nose before..................

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

God, I remember a Dyson engineer coming to service a hoover in work a couple of years ago. I took him to where it was and told him, in complete innocence, that id cleaned all the filters, it wasnt blocked anywhere, and yet I still had far better suction than it had.
It was the first time I had seen tea come out of anyones nose before..................

Can we come and find out?

 

[Speicher]

Okay, the Man From the Water Board turned up at the house I used to live in... at 8am. He was doing a survey of the position of the manhole covers (steady on at the back there ) in the street. He suspected that one was in my back garden. Yes, it was, and it was under the shed. The shed had been placed on the only flat bit of land in the garden. So I had to find the key to the shed, then go into the shed and show him that there was a square cut in the floor, which could be lifted to gain access to the manhole. Look I said Steady on!

Nothing so far awkward about that, except I was in my dressing gown. He had knocked on the front door just as I was getting ready for work. I do hope that was worth waiting for.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

........Is that it? We waited all this time for that?

This dressing gown, you weren't wearing a see through negligee below were you? ...... Suspenders??....... A towel?....Commando? ..... You can't just leave us in suspen(ders)se like this, you..... You TEASE!!

 

[Speicher]

 

[TheDoctor]

*weeps at futility of life*

 

[TVC]

You took a tradesman into your shed to show him your secret flap?

Sounds fair enough.

 

[coffeejo]

........Is that it? We waited all this time for that?

This dressing gown, you weren't wearing a see through negligee below were you? ...... Suspenders??....... A towel?....Commando? ..... You can't just leave us in suspen(ders)se like this, you..... You TEASE!!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Imagine a large nightclub full of scantily clad young people (now stop that and put it away!).
Add to the mix lots of alcopops, other possible substances and a large water cannon spewing out hundreds of gallons of non-detergent foam over everybody.
As a final addition to the mix, add very loud music and lts of flashing coloured lights....you get the picture? (I said....put it away will you)

Uhmm, maybe I'm old fashioned, but wouldn't whipped sweetened fresh cream be a more appropriate substance for the cannon to spew? Thanks for the explanation!

 

[Lisa21]

Uhmm, maybe I'm old fashioned, but wouldn't whipped sweetened fresh cream be a more appropriate substance for the cannon to spew? Thanks for the explanation!

That gets a bit ikky after an hour or so. And id spend most of the time licking the walls anyway.......and they took me away in a white van for doing that last time................

 

[Pat "5mph"]

It's just a bit of an awkward moment when you have just jerked off and your Dad walks in.....

To this day about 15 years later, I have no idea if he knew what had just happened.
Ah yes, the wonderful world of a teenage boy (Nihal's parents take note ).

MDB: how is it possible that you were learning the seasons with Boney M at 4 years of age (about 32 years ago I would say) and 15 years ago you were Nihal's age (16)?

 

[lordloveaduck]

The awkward moment when the laxatives you took on your two days off from work, start working on the third day

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB: how is it possible that you were learning the seasons with Boney M at 4 years of age (about 32 years ago I would say) and 15 years ago you were Nihal's age (16)?

Time travel, time travel!

No the Boney M tape was old and it would have been the mid '80s by the time I heard it. I was too innocent to know it was crap.