The awkward moment when....

[musa]

and you finish it off

Ill start off

when your halfway home and you clock your wearing your bib shorts inside out

 

[Piemaster]

when in '8 out of 10 cats' Jimmy Carr asks....

"So what's the nation been talking about this week?"

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Broken flip-flops and Hitler

 

[TVC]

...You realise that the girl you fancy is actually your sister, and your dad is the dark lord you have been battling all along.

 

[Cubist]

You realise the person you have been ranting to is related to the subject of your rant.

 

[postman]

When you realize you cannot wear your very light coloured chinos ever again.It's not just your food you dribble.

 

[Browser]

You realise that you've got food stuck to your lip and none of the people who've been looking at you think your new sunglasses make you look well'ard

 

[Fnaar]

...the lift door opens a little bit quicker than you'd anticipated, and you are still finishing your solo breakdancing routine in front of the mirror inside.

 

[biggs682]

you realise the girl or lady you have been letching after all night is actually a shim !

 

[Peteaud]

You let out a ripping fart to find some one standing behind you.

 

[Fnaar]

Actually, this one has happened to me a few times... I tend to hum when going along on my bike, whatever my fave earworm is, and (as I'm often in the middle of nowehere) I sometimes break into song. A few times I've had someone start to overtake me on their bike before... and I've been singing along chirpily. Mostly thery've just ignored me, and hurried on

 

[lordloveaduck]

Some one asks for your number and you tell them your phone is at home, then your phone rings
You deliberately give someone the wrong number as you have no interest in ever meeting them again, only to meet them again.

 

[Deleted member 20519]

The awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward at all.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

You look at a photo of your young wife limping to the finish of a marathon and about o say to her..."who's that old guy with his arm around you?..." only to realise IT'S YOU!!!

 

[baldycyclist]

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