The banes of cycling

[smutchin]

On a group ride, ahead sometimes is the rider in front's backside

If a group I was riding with didn't give ample warning of hazards, I would very soon be looking for another group.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Another bane of Cycling - posting cr&p in CC threads Who? Me?

 

[Reynard]

The fact that ladies' cycling gear is almost invariably *PINK*

 

[Welsh wheels]

Carrier pidgeon.

That wouldnt fit in my saddlebag

 

[screenman]

That wouldnt fit in my saddlebag

Smoke signals.

 

[Welsh wheels]

If a group I was riding with didn't give ample warning of hazards, I would very soon be looking for another group.

Haha they do really the post isn't meant in seriousness

 

[Welsh wheels]

Smoke signals.

Or find a girl who's looking to pick up cyclists

 

[Threevok]

The constant battle between my growing ambition and my failing health

 

[Sharky]

How would I phone for a lift when I run out of tubes 50 miles from home?

Well fix them, dear lisa, dear lisa, fix them.

 

[Fnaar]

Dry nipples, and a grinding bottom bracket.

 

[PeteXXX]

Arriving at the coffee stop only to find it closed

 

[booze and cake]

Saddle sores, and being unable to buy trousers online that are anything other than MC Hammer 'You can't touch this' super baggy comedy Sinbad jobbies, because cyclists thunder thighs are just too awesome for normal trousers.

 

[Tim Hall]

The fact that ladies' cycling gear is almost invariably *PINK*

It's the colour of oestrogen, didn't you know?

 

[Freds Dad]

The only way to carry bananas

 

[rugby bloke]

Riding the first half of a ride into a head wind ... then on the way back, due to some meteorological phenomenon, riding the second half of the ride into a head wind.