Welsh wheels
Lycra king
- Location
- South Wales
A quiet road turns into the M25 at rush hour as soon as you stop for a comfort break
The banana in your jersey pocket becoming so mashed that you could make banana cake with it
Scrubbing your legs in the shower post-ride until they're red raw in a vain attempt to get the oil tattoo off your right calf.
Always spinning or grinding never a happy medium
Your helmet strap being so tight you are being strangled the whole ride
Jersey swaying more than a wind sock on a windy day because you've got your phone in the left pocket and a empty wrapper in the right pocket
Never noticing the drain until too late
Waving enthusiastically only to be rewarded with a stare more cold than that of Stalin himself
Being constantly nagged to join the fast club ride
The banana in your jersey pocket becoming so mashed that you could make banana cake with it
Scrubbing your legs in the shower post-ride until they're red raw in a vain attempt to get the oil tattoo off your right calf.
Always spinning or grinding never a happy medium
Your helmet strap being so tight you are being strangled the whole ride
Jersey swaying more than a wind sock on a windy day because you've got your phone in the left pocket and a empty wrapper in the right pocket
Never noticing the drain until too late
Waving enthusiastically only to be rewarded with a stare more cold than that of Stalin himself
Being constantly nagged to join the fast club ride
