The Big Boys (Or otherwise) Thread

[Vapin' Joe]

I've never had any complaints

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/hea...-size-...-and-its-smaller-than-you-think.html

 

[Fnaar]

*confused by the graphics*
Mine doesn't turn blue when ...er...excited

 

[Slioch]

 

[Markymark]

It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean.

 

[Turbo Rider]

By rough estimation...Laura Donnelly's husband / boyfriend / buddybuddy is packing 5 and half.

 

[Venod]

If they had used measurements from cyclist just after returning from a cold bike ride, I am sure the flaccid measurement would be smaller, they would have to encourage mine out of my body first.

 

[Turbo Rider]

If they had used measurements from cyclist just after returning from a cold bike ride, I am sure the flaccid measurement would be smaller, they would have to encourage mine out of my body first.

How odd...that's 2 things rhyming with icks which we have in common.

 

[pplpilot]

I so wish I was near the 5 whatever it is average instead of this bloody enormous thing I have....

 

[Slioch]

.........and why do some people on here have the words "Uber Member" appearing under their names, like @pplpilot above?

Is there a question in Personal Details that I've missed?

 

[Turbo Rider]

.........and why do some people on here have the words "Uber Member" appearing under their names, like @pplpilot above?

Is there a question in Personal Details that I've missed?

Nah, it just refers to how many posts you've made, I think. You must have wrote justified & ancient in your custom something or other. Take that out and you'll know where you are in your cyclechat life.

 

[slowmotion]

I rather liked this sentence...
A search of medical literature revealed 17 studies with up to 15,521 males who underwent penis size measurements by health professionals using a standard procedure.

 

[pplpilot]

I dare say if the survey had been done in and around Westminster the results would have been a lot different.

 

[Mugshot]

Doesn't it depend how hard you dig the ruler in?

 

[Oldbloke]

"The new analysis suggests age makes little difference, although some of the studies found the flaccid lengths and circumferences of the penises of older men were greater than those of younger men"

Well that explains it, there was me thinking my hands were shrinking​

 

[TVC]

Mine's five inches if I fold it in half.




Coat, thanks.