The Big Boys (Or otherwise) Thread

[ColinJ]

On a more serious note and treading carefully so as not to offend anybody ...

At school there was a bit of a commotion in the changing rooms one games afternoon. It turned out that it was caused by one lad (aged about 15, and well into puberty) demonstrating his extreme lack of size to all and sundry. (Yes, an odd thing to do, but that's teenage boys for you!) I'm talking smaller than a thumb when fully aroused!

(He didn't seem bothered about it but I couldn't help thinking that he probably wouldn't be quite so unconcerned a few years down the line.)

 

[Oldbloke]

I'm just surprised that after 28 posts no one's tried to turn this thread into a debate about helmets.

Mines a 61 cms...and the helmet size is....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Word of caution if using one of those flexible metal DIY tape measures to check your dimensions. Whilst I was measuring my girth I accidentally let go of the tape and it recoiled into its holder ..... Nearly circumcised myself.

Back from casualty now .....

 

[Lullabelle]

What are you trying to say, wife?

Just don't want to shame anyone with the truth