The Big Boys (Or otherwise) Thread

[Fnaar]

Mine's 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule*


*salvaged from the old jokes home

 

[screenman]

According to my wife, the length depends on who is doing the measuring. She finished that sentence by saying do you agree big boy.

 

[Davos87]

My wife said she would absolutely love me to have an 8 inch penis!
But I've told her I'm not getting three inches cut off for anyone.

 

[Oldbloke]

21 miles last night in the hailstones!

*confused by the graphics*
Mine doesn't turn blue when ...er...excited

You need to ride in sub zero temeratures for that effect

 

[ColinJ]

I rather liked this sentence...
A search of medical literature revealed 17 studies with up to 15,521 males who underwent penis size measurements by health professionals using a standard procedure.

I saw it done on a documentary. It wasn't anything exciting - the 'health professional' basically stretched each organ as far as possible along the edge of a ruler! (Maximum length isn't a function of arousal at all.)

 

[Lullabelle]

It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it!

 

[ColinJ]

I've never had any complaints

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/hea...-size-...-and-its-smaller-than-you-think.html

Sorry to hear that ... Don't give up, I'm sure that you will find a partner one day!

 

[TVC]

It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it!

What are you trying to say, wife?

 

[tyred]

I find measurement tricky because it's difficult to find a ruler longer than 12"

 

[Fab Foodie]

It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean.

It's not the size of the Torpedo, it's the way it wiggles through the water ....

 

[Bollo]

Mine's 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule*


*salvaged from the old jokes home

And its partner in crime...

"it's a foot, but I don't use it for walking"

 

[vernon]

It's not the length of the magician's wand that causes the rabbit to jump out of the hat, but rather the skill of the magician.

 

[ColinJ]

It's not the length of the magician's wand that causes the rabbit to jump out of the hat, but rather the skill of the magician.

Is it a problem if the rabbits take one look and jump straight back into the hat?

 

[Slioch]

I'm just surprised that after 28 posts no one's tried to turn this thread into a debate about helmets.

 

[Shaun]

I saw it done on a documentary. It wasn't anything exciting - the 'health professional' basically stretched each organ as far as possible along the edge of a ruler!

I just heard a thwannnngggg noise in my head as the measuring professional let go at full stretch ...