The Binmen where I live !!

[ComedyPilot]

Don't start a thread about binmen. It will end in tears.

I won't start one, as I can't be arsed......

 

[Brandane]

Back in my Merchant Navy days, when visiting certain ports in the Middle East you had to build a "thunderbox" overhanging the aft end of the shift. Basically a floor-less wooden framed structure with some sacking around it, the purpose of which was for the dockers to use when having to have a cr@p which would fall directly into the sea. The alternative to the thunderbox was that they just sh@t wherever they wanted, on the deck of the ship.

More recently as a lorry driver I was forced to answer natures call various times whilst out on the road but without any public toilets anywhere near. I always managed to find a layby with an adjoining wooded area. As Globalti has said, it isn't such a bad experience. Quite liberating in fact! Can't stand the dirty b@st@rds who jump out of their lorry and just drop one at the side of the truck, where the next person to come along can stand in it, or be subject to the smell of it while trying to eat their M&S sandwiches.

I am sure the binman in question did what he did out of desperation rather than malice, and as someone else said it was probably a secluded area, rather than firing one off onto someones prized newly mono blocked driveway in suburbia.

Nice thread for a bit of dinner time reading BTW .

 

[02GF74]

funniest story I heard when some house got bugled and the thief crapped in the fridge!! WTF??

 

[Deleted member 23692]

I know there's nothing nicer than nipping one off behind a wall, especially if there's a lovely view to contemplate.

Definitely... a poo with a view is one of life's simple pleasures.

 

[Brandane]

funniest story I heard when some house got bugled and the thief crapped in the fridge!! WTF??

Similar thing happened to an ex-girlfriend of mine years ago. Her house was broken into, and the thief crapped on the carpet. Not content with that, he then smeared it on the walls. Her "crime" was that she had reported him to the Police after his dog attacked her dog. This was pre DNA days, so nothing was ever proven.

 

[Globalti]

Burglars sometimes do get loose bowels out of fear. I remember reading an account of how a gunfight started in a city in Africa; the reporter said the street was full of poo where citizens had actually shat themselves in terror.

 

[redcard]

Burglars sometimes do get loose bowels out of fear. I remember reading an account of how a gunfight started in a city in Africa; the reporter said the street was full of poo where citizens had actually shat themselves in terror.

You just wonder how many burglars have received compensation due to jobby trauma at the scene of the crime.

 

[Arch]

It's not easy to find places to go to the loo, when your really desperate, especially when your out on the round. It's much easier now for Arch and the crew as they have gone more upmarket on the round, as they do the recycling for the City centre. Plenty of toilets to use there if you need them.

Yeah, if you want to walk 10 minutes out of your way and queue up in M and S or Browns, or pay 40p at Silver Street. The only usefully placed free toilets are the ones opposite the Art Gallery.

I just don't have a cup of tea at work before we go out. Which we're not supposed to anyway, but some people can't seem to get organised enough to have their breakfast before starting work.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Is it not possible to knock on a door and ask politely?

 

[bianchi1]

Looks like the problem has been sorted

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-21900971

To be honest I would be happy for a binman to s##t in my drive for a grand!

 

[RiflemanSmith]

When I did the London to Brighton last year. I got to the start and I was dying for a poo as it was Central London and the start point for the rally it was teeming with people.
I had to duck in a subway and fire a fast one off during a gap when there was no ped's coming.
Funny thing was there was a tramp asleep at the other end, as I was carrying my bike back up the stairs a bloke sausages to his mate and says "that dirty tramp took a farking shoot in that tunnel" his mate said "yeah I know if funking stunk! ".

 

[threebikesmcginty]

To be honest I would be happy for a binman to s##t in my drive for a grand!

Once a week would be good for that sort of money.

 

[Archie_tect]

....I'd be willing to bet that the "drive" concerned here was a half mile long farm track and the bin man actually popped into the woods at the side.

Shouldn't that have read 'pooped'?

 

[uclown2002]

These binman have it easy; only working one day a week. Nice work if you can get it.

 

[Moon bunny]

... a bloke sausages to his mate...

I give up, what did you mean to say?