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Moon bunny

Judging your grammar
If I had a phone that thought bloke sausages was a useful phrase I would get a different phone.
 

RiflemanSmith

Senior Member
Location
London UK
If you use Swype (which is brilliant), you do tend to get the odd mistake if you haven't swiped properly.
Not the phone or the keyboards fault, user error.
 

RiflemanSmith

Senior Member
Location
London UK
I don't really scroll back and read what I have typed on my phone like I do when typing on my PC just for the benefit of the usual forum nazis that jump on every thing on this forum.
 

Brandane

The Costa Clyde rain magnet.
I thought it must be some particularly obscure rhyming slang..........sausage = pork sausage = pork = talk

Pork = Talk ? Must be a regional accent thing, because it certainly doesn't work with a Scottish accent ^_^.
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Can we get back on subject?

I was once joint leader of a walking expedition across Knoydart. We were using Raven freeze-dried food, which was made up into one-day ration packs and stashed at strategic places like loch heads for us to pick up during our two-week trek. On the first morning everybody disappeared behing the bothy with the expedition entrenching tool and came back a few minutes later looking puzzled or shaking their heads in amusement. The reason became clear when my turn came.... I coiled off a beauty, a real textbook grade 1 example that started out a healthy shiny mid-brown colour.... and halfway along turned into bright flourescent green! For the rest of the fortnight we all pooped flouro green; I still don't know what was in that Raven food to do that to us.
 

gary r

Guru
Location
Camberley
Similar thing happened to an ex-girlfriend of mine years ago. Her house was broken into, and the thief crapped on the carpet. Not content with that, he then smeared it on the walls. Her "crime" was that she had reported him to the Police after his dog attacked her dog. This was pre DNA days, so nothing was ever proven.
My sister had a shop that was broken into, they also found a "steamer" in the middle of the shop floor left by the burglar
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
[QUOTE 2376225, member: 9609"]Received Pronunciation - the voice of the BBC ? have never come across that description before.

Is General Sir Mike Jackson's accent RP link or is there a different description for his accent ??[/quote]

Yeah, that's fairly RP I think, perhaps a hint of aristocratic in it.

RP is the old newsreaders, the sort who wore dinner jackets to read the news on the radio.
 
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