The CC Ex Dibble Bicycle Club

[Drago]

Plenty of ex Dibble on here, so time for our own club.

Two membership requirements:

1) You've served as an officer in a Home Office Force, BTP, Mod Plod, Civil Nuclear Constabulary, Ports Police, Parks Police, or an over seas police force. Specials welcome, not PCSO's - this club is for sworn officers, not the asthma police.

2) You must now be an ex member. This could be due to retirement, leaving for pastures new, or quitting while under suspicion for stealing £100,000 cash from the Warks Police property store.

So who's in?

1) Drago - Club Chief Constable.

 

[robjh]

Could membership be hereditary, so I could get in on my Dad's ticket?

 

[I like Skol]

I was a prefect at an all boys school, does that count?

 

[Drago]

Yes, why not?

1) Drago - Club Chief Constable.
2) robjh - Deputy Chief Constable.

 

[I like Skol]

I still have the badge.....

 

[Drago]

I was a prefect at an all boys school, does that count?

Only to join the Conservative Party.

 

[DCLane]

I've been arrested, albeit for arguing with a policeman because he had a gun pointed at me. Do I get in?

@I like Skol - my school wouldn't let me be a prefect. Apparently I was "a bad influence over younger children". So it's fine that I'm now a lecturer

 

[Dayvo]

I've got a policeman's helmet somewhere () salvaged from renovation work at the police's West Hampstead stables from the early '90s.

 

[wheresthetorch]

I was a probation officer for 19 years. Just sayin'.

 

[steveindenmark]

I've been arrested, albeit for arguing with a policeman because he had a gun pointed at me. Do I get in?

@I like Skol - my school wouldn't let me be a prefect. Apparently I was "a bad influence over younger children". So it's fine that I'm now a lecturer

Id like you in Colin but you may be excluded for stupidity. Arguing with a policeman while he is pointing a gun at you. indeed.

I would like to be in the club as long as I dont have to wear a helmet.

 

[Drago]

Ok, Steve in Denmark is ACC in charge of backhanders in plain brown envelopes.

 

[Brandane]

I hereby submit my application to join this elite club.
With @Drago at the helm, what could possibly go wrong?

Edit to add.... No senior rank for me please; can I just be the bitter, cynical, disillusioned representative of the front line troops? Federation rep, possibly? (I quite fancy all the 5 star jollys at those week long meetings, all expenses paid).

 

[Oxo]

I'm working in plane clothes. I'll apply when I have landed.

 

[Banjo]

Puts a whole new twist on the helmet debate.
As I am a bit of a plodder can I join?

I fancy myself as a DI Frost as we share an interest in bacon sandwiches.

 

[greekonabike]

I feel left out, maybe I should start a club for people who've been in trouble with the law. Then we could do joint club days with a cops and robbers theme.

GOAB