The CC Ex Dibble Bicycle Club

[Drago]

Brandane - Sergeant in charge of Community Cohesion (no staff or budget)

 

[Hugh Manatee]

I don't even begin to qualify. I have wondered, in odd idle moments; which came first. Were the police known as Dibble because of Officer Dibble on Top Cat or, was that upstanding member of the constabulary named Dibble because that term was already used to refer to the police?

 

[Brandane]

I don't even begin to qualify. I have wondered, in odd idle moments; which came first. Were the police known as Dibble because of Officer Dibble on Top Cat or, was that upstanding member of the constabulary named Dibble because that term was already used to refer to the police?

As Sergeant in charge of community cohesion, can I just say that this has fark all to do with you. Go away and stop wasting our time. We are busy people with a job to do. If you don't like that - tough; the other option is that we will throw you into a cell along with a very big chap called Mandy, who might take a shine to you.

How am I doing, Chief?

 

[Drago]

Liking your attitude Sergeant. You'll be a Supernintendo before you know it.

 

[Oxo]

Super Mario, sounds important. I've never been important before.

 

[Dayvo]

I've been arrested, albeit for arguing with a policeman because he had a gun pointed at me. Do I get in?

I wasn't arrested but I did have German border policeman (French-German border 1980) pull a rifle on me when I objected to showing my passport to him, when he'd already seen me present it twice to two of his colleagues in the last 30 seconds.

I still feel annoyed at this, even after 36 years. Du wichser!

 

[cosmicbike]

I presume your little club will involve some form of secret handshake? Or perhaps a secret helmet shake.....

 

[Spinney]

I presume your little club will involve some form of secret handshake? Or perhaps a secret helmet shake.....

 

[Drago]

Moustaches compulsory.

 

[marknotgeorge]

I presume your little club will involve some form of secret handshake? Or perhaps a secret helmet shake.....

I've heard nipples are involved, so for that reason I'm out, despite having had a police pedal car (with flashing blue light) when I was a kid.

 

[Spiderweb]

I've never been sworn in but I swear a lot, can I join?

 

[pawl]

Don't forget you'll need a Diversity Officer. Are Silver Fox or Milzy ex-dibble?

Why would a dance group need a diversity officers

 

[Smokin Joe]

I was an U.N.C.L.E agent back in the sixties. I had the badge and an invisible ink pen. Surely that counts?

 

[screenman]

Ere guvnor, nice little bung waiting if you let me in. I have after all sold lots of cars to police persons back in my day.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I was an U.N.C.L.E agent back in the sixties. I had the badge and an invisible ink pen. Surely that counts?

In the 80's I was code number 003 for MI6.