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Dogtrousers

Kilometre nibbler
My grandad used to be an Inspector.

He used to work on the buses, and was an inspector when he retired. Tickets please.
 

ozboz

Guru
Location
Richmond ,Surrey
Once whist in Blackpool I witnesed a terrible act by PC !
It started with a man hitting his wife with a big stick , The PC dissarmed the man , but then he began to beat the wife with the stick ! the bystanders were horrified ! and just whe u thought things couldnt get any worse , a crocodile rocked up and ate all the sausages !!!
 
As Sergeant in charge of community cohesion, can I just say that this has fark all to do with you. Go away and stop wasting our time. We are busy people with a job to do. If you don't like that - tough; the other option is that we will throw you into a cell along with a very big chap called Mandy, who might take a shine to you.

How am I doing, Chief? ;)

Methinks the Cohesion Sergeant is on a sticky wicket
 
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Drago

Drago

Legendary Member
I went to Hendon on a course. Notable because I almost got into an argument with a bloke who wouldn't serve me with a black coffee unless I asked for 'coffee no milk', and because they kept calling me a Carrot because I was not a Met woodentop. I think you dodged a good bullet there Dayvo.
 
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