raleighnut
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@Markymark is ... alledgedly6'2" with silly facial hair and a (diminishing) beer gut. Nobody's perfect.
I’m so pretty it hurts sometimes.@Markymark is ... alledgedly
I would think you were just in the wrong club,
You must get through a lot of paracetamol.I’m so pretty it hurts sometimes.
well, i can't join because i'm only 5'2 and fugly !!!
Have you had some major reconstructive surgery since I last saw you??6’2”
Peak physical condition. Perfect proportions. There is not an aspect of me that isn’t beautiful. Brad Pitt and George Clooney have posters of me on their bedroom wall.
Those lucky few here that have met me will vouch for that. They might not admit it as they might worry their partners might catch a glimpse of their adoration. Some may also play down my beauty in honour of my renowned modesty.
This is true. @Markymark is, in reality, the most awesome person I knowHe had to have some of the awesome removed as it was a hazard to aircraft and shipping...