The F... word HOW many times??

[Dave7]

Apparently in the film The Wolf of Wall Street the word f*ck was used over 506 times.
My son reckons he exceeded that yesterday while trying to assemble an IKEA wardrobe.
They really can bring out the worst in people.

 

[IBarrett]

I'd put money on it he jumped straight in without reading the instructions.
I've found with ikea (i-keeya as they like to be known these days) its easy to think its obvious but you'll eventually come unstuck and have to refer to the idiot guide anyway.

 

[Drago]

I can believe it. A very entertaining film, but peppered with swearing. Makes All Pacino's 182 F's in Scarface seem positively amateur in comparison. Both films were financed by IKEA...

 

[steveindenmark]

I am fine with IKEA. I grew up assembling MFI. Now that was a challenge.

 

[Bollo]

Without looking up, "I Tonya" probably runs it close for jeffing. As a skate dad of some years, this comes as no surprise.

Mrs Dr B holding forth on the service provided by Cross Country trains makes Wolf of Wall Street sound like CBeebies.

 

[MontyVeda]

When I was on my YTS there was guy who swore like a trouper... I counted him on one break and he said f**k or f***ing around thirty-seven times in fifteen minutes, averaging one every 25 seconds. It was too long ago and he was far too old to have been influenced by gangsta rap... he was just a foul mouthed f**ker.

 

[Bazzer]

Never had a problem assembling IKEA stuff, but hate the visitor experience.
Must admit my swearing has increased of late and am not sure why.

 

[roadrash]

ive never found assembling ikea stuff to be a problem, going round the fecking awful place is another thing all together

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Many years ago, while taking part in a fly fishing competition on Bewl Water, I witnessed an attempt on the world record for the most uses of the word f*ck in a single sentence.

Shortly after the sound a carbon rod snapping in half while playing a fish I heard (in a Glaswegian accent)...

"F*ck. This f*cking f*cker's f*cking f*cked!"



Graham

 

[Dave7]

When I was on my YTS there was guy who swore like a trouper... I counted him on one break and he said f**k or f***ing around thirty-seven times in fifteen minutes, averaging one every 25 seconds. It was too long ago and he was far too old to have been influenced by gangsta rap... he was just a foul mouthed f**ker.

I used to work with a guy that had similar colourful gramar. It seemed as though every other word was an "F" one.
One day I asked him......"how does your wife react to your swearing".
He said "I never swear at home....never".

 

[pawl]

Try watching the City and the City Not counted the number of FWords

 

[AndyRM]

I like Ikea, swearing and Wolf of Wall Street.

 

[swansonj]

Many years ago, while taking part in a fly fishing competition on Bewl Water, I witnessed an attempt on the world record for the most uses of the word f*ck in a single sentence.

Shortly after the sound a carbon rod snapping in half while playing a fish I heard (in a Glaswegian accent)...

"F*ck. This f*cking f*cker's f*cking f*cked!"



Graham

I will concede that that is one more than the immortal Fascinating Aida fitted into one line of "Cheap Flights".

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I watch the F Word in the 80s. They should have been done under the trades description act...

 

[Biff600]

Profanity is fun, and should be taught at a young age.

I can often be seen practising my swearing in the terraces on a Saturday afternoon