I used to work with a guy that had similar colourful gramar. It seemed as though every other word was an "F" one.When I was on my YTS there was guy who swore like a trouper... I counted him on one break and he said f**k or f***ing around thirty-seven times in fifteen minutes, averaging one every 25 seconds. It was too long ago and he was far too old to have been influenced by gangsta rap... he was just a foul mouthed f**ker.
I will concede that that is one more than the immortal Fascinating Aida fitted into one line of "Cheap Flights".Many years ago, while taking part in a fly fishing competition on Bewl Water, I witnessed an attempt on the world record for the most uses of the word f*ck in a single sentence.
Shortly after the sound a carbon rod snapping in half while playing a fish I heard (in a Glaswegian accent)...
"F*ck. This f*cking f*cker's f*cking f*cked!"
Graham