An Olly classic.....
 
	
		
			
		
		
	
			
			“He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.”
 – talking about 
Cristiano Ronaldo
.