I think very few people take the idea of compulsory helmet-wearing seriously. A fringe backbench west-country MP is currently a bit noisy about it, but that's hardly the same thing as 'it's going to happen'. Some anti-compulsion campaigners get uppity about pilot schemes overseas, but people like to have something to get uppity about. It's a human right.
It reminds me of the kerfuffle about the triple jab a few years ago. All the doctors I knew or knew of had the triple jab for their own children. It was only Internet morons and kerfuffle-makers who decided it was a great big conspiracy. Lo and behold, the doctors were right. Kerfuffle over nothing is a human right and I will defend to the death the right of anti-helmet-compulsion campaigners to howl at the moon from now until Domesday. They are howling about nothing, but it stops them worrying about too much else and it does no harm. They may even be right and legislation may be coming in in 2015. And the Moon might be made of cheese.
I often wear a helmet, but usually I don't. If it became compulsory I wouldn't weep. But I think it would be a poor piece of legislation however worded - and I just don't think it would get through.
Many non-cyclists I know are concerned that I ride on fast roads helmetless and with occasionally helmetless children. Most cyclists I know don't have a view on whether I ought to protect my children's noggins.
Oddly, doctors, police officers and ambulance crew I know tend to be in favour of helmets, but I've never heard one speak in favour of compulsion. I am against compulsion, but in the same way that I am against the notion of government by earthworms. It's not something I need to spend much time worrying about.
Our vicar tuts and gives me a comedy hard stare when he sees my children riding without helmets, but as he is also opposed to yoga being practised in Church property, we may want to make our own minds up about which planet he inhabits.
Well if that doesn't make me a troll and a moron, what does?