You naughty boy.
My wife thinks I spent £650 out of the boat fund fixing a sail. I gave the guy with the big sewing machine a bottle of "hors taxe" rum that I didn't like for the 15 mins work.
The money evaporated. Assume the rum did too. Say no more.
I used to go to my local off licence, get 20 Woodbine and a bottle of Jack Daniel's and still have change from a pound. That was before they had CCTV.