The human race astounds me at times...

[rivers]

I knew someone (dead now) and after the dog had a cr*p he would wipe its bum with tissue, like a baby. Please say you dont do that

Not that bad. I pick up poo with a poo bag like a good owner. I just have a bad habit of buying her toys and puzzles anytime I go into the pet store to pick up treats and poo bags

 

[Poacher]

I knew someone (dead now) and after the dog had a cr*p he would wipe its bum with tissue, like a baby. Please say you dont do that

"Lonely bachelor with little dog, Tony Green of Turnham Green
said "Who's a clever boy then girl, yes you know whom I mean."
'Cos the mongrel laid a cable in the sandpit of the playground of the park where they had been,
and with a bit of tissue, he wiped its bumhole clean - bit of claggy on the waggy!"
Ian Dury - This is what we find.

 

[Johnno260]

Drivers attitude is one of the reasons I do my long rides early, the idiots tend to still be in bed by the time I am back.

Same I head out early and have the added enjoyment of silence as well.

When I commute or partial commute it’s a nightmare, last time I was almost knocked off twice, and when I stopped at the local bakery I had a nurse raging at me that cyclists are scum of the eart, all I wanted was a sandwich.

 

[further]

No she's fully grown but as we don't have children, we treat her like she i

Somehow I find that a bit sad

 

[vickster]

Somehow I find that a bit sad

Why?

 

[rivers]

Somehow I find that a bit sad

As Vickster said, why? It's not an unusual situation for us millenials. Kids are expensive...

 

[further]

I just think using an animal as a child substitute is odd.We have had pets but never as a child replacement.

 

[vickster]

As Vickster said, why? It's not an unusual situation for us millenials. Kids are expensive...

Or Generation Xers

Lots of people don’t actually want children, regardless of cost...or have the opportunity

 

[vickster]

I just think using an animal as a child substitute is odd.We have had pets but never as a child replacement.

But do you have children as well?

 

[Heltor Chasca]

Very happy to replace my children with more pets. Where do I sign up?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You need to go to Tesco for their Dogoff deals

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I had a nurse raging at me that cyclists are scum of the eart, all I wanted was a sandwich.

 

[ColinJ]

... and when I stopped at the local bakery I had a nurse raging at me that cyclists are scum of the eart, all I wanted was a sandwich.

She is probably fed up with hungry cyclists trying to scrounge her sandwiches - buy your own!

 

[Stephenite]

I want a dog child too!

 

[Lozz360]

She is probably fed up with hungry cyclists trying to scrounge her sandwiches - buy your own!

Tut tut. You are only assuming the nurse was a she.