The Lechers Thread

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Elmer Fudd, 24 Oct 2007.

  1. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    In response to The Lurkers Thread, here is The Lechers Thread.

    So who do you lech over ?

    For me it's Sandra Bullock, just something about her.

    Mind, the new barmaid in my local is v. v. tasty !!
  2. zimzum42

    zimzum42 Legendary Member

    We got a new receptionist yesterday, she's amazing. I need more excuses to chat, and the security guard is on it too, though he's 30 years older than me.......
  3. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Behind a desk
    My wife. She says she likes it.
  4. Emu

    Emu New Member

    There's an IT bloke who works in the office next to mine. I always hope that anytime that I have a computer crisis that he will be sent to sort it out.
  5. Blonde

    Blonde New Member

    Bury, Lancashire
    Most men in lycra... ah, the joys of being the only woman on so many cycle rides!

    The loved one's lycra clad bottom and thighs are particularly wonderful to behold, though I may be slightly biased.
  6. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    I dont 'lech' over anybody....but I do Lust after two things:

    My fender Startocaster with whom I have a very intense relationship

    A new Bianchi bike with whom I have been flirting for some time now but dont have th ecash to take her out.
  7. Blonde, you and I are coming from the same place on this issue (and, co-incidentally, we're from the same place - I was born and raised in Bury, Lancs)

    And I'll also tactfully and coyly admit that my other half looks fantastic in lycra, as do many of my roadie mates (mentioning no names ha ha).
  8. shaun75

    shaun75 Well-Known Member

    I'm after a new guitar. I'm gonna have to check out that new Startocaster!!!:evil:
    Do they make em left handed?
  9. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    ...o:blush:ops!...sticky keyboard and all that:biggrin: (no jokes pease;))....I will have to patent that name though and get on to fender...just think how many more they could
    shift to beginners;):evil:
  10. shaun75

    shaun75 Well-Known Member

    Great idea! I'l expect a cut of course
  11. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Mrs. S. complains that men look ridiculous in lycra, and are only attractive to other men. :evil:
  12. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Fiona Bruce! She can purr any bad news she likes at me and I'll happily be on the receiving end.
    I'd swim across a piranha-infested river with slivers of raw meat stapled to my naked withers, just to be near her.
  13. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    If she looks good, can I lech a bit, too? :evil:

    No one in particular, but here in the summer, it's everyone in particular! :biggrin:
    I get a stiff neck, as well! :thumbsdown: :blush:
  14. not really lech, but i admire Sarah Chalke in Scrubs.

    and i was drooling over that Pegoretti at the cycle show

  15. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

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