I reckon you've bought the second one with the intention of having some foxy chicks playing nudie twister on you. 😂


I bought this t-shirt a couple of weeks ago, from there
Given its history, & general clientele, and that SWMBO & myself are going to the Isle Of Man in a week or so, it seems a logical choice
https://www.squires-cafe.co.uk/
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said words to the affect of "Has your cat died"? I didn't reply so he then said "Your pants are too short, were they your older brother's"? Bear in mind I didn't know this pleb at all. I took the bait and replied "Oh I thought a fashion aficionado such as yourself would've known that summer trousers can be shorter than colder months ones, to let air circulate round one's ankles". "Have you been to a beach by the way, as flip flops are beach wear, not really town centre shopping wear". I left it at that and didn't start on the pleb's cargo shorts. How rude of him eh!! Still, I must've attracted the pleb's attention which after all is the aim of being a dandy!!
Love a clean wheelie bin

Love a clean wheelie bin
That's my bottles,tins etc bin. It's full to the brim with beer bottles and beer cans. I have another two days to wait before it's emptied, yet no more room for anything.
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You're trying to get bladdered on peas? 😲😂

I'm not blaming the dog as it's quite friendly and dogs do such things, but its owners seemed to find it funny! Yes, the scruffy twats would do wouldn't they! 🧐 They know I'm fussy about such things! I'm wondering how to pay them back. 🤔 I know where they tend to park their car. I'm thinking about chucking something on it. Any suggestions as to what I could use?🧐That's my bottles,tins etc bin. It's full to the brim with beer bottles and beer cans. I have another two days to wait before it's emptied, yet no more room for anything.
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