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Dogtrousers

Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
I think if I was so doubting of the tailors time management and quality control I be taking them somewhere else.

This prompts me to repeat a favourite bit of mine from Samuel Beckett's Endgame.

Nagg tells a long rambling joke about an Englishman and a tailor. The tailor keeps delaying completion of a pair of trousers, saying that he hasn't quite got them right. Eventually the Englishman loses patience...

"God damn you to hell, Sir, no, it's indecent, there are limits! In six days, do you hear me, six days, God made the world. Yes Sir, no less Sir, the WORLD! And you are not bloody well capable of making me a pair of trousers in three months!"

(Tailor's voice, scandalized.)
"But my dear Sir, my dear Sir, look--
(disdainful gesture, disgustedly)
--at the world--
(pause)
and look--
(loving gesture, proudly)
--at my TROUSERS!"
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
There's the story of the old gentleman who had died and whilst going through his stuff his son came upon a cobbler's ticket dating back to the 60. "I wonder ..." he said to himself, and being a bit mischievous he went along to the cobbler's shop,
which was still going, and presented them with the ticket. The cobbler looked at it, then went in the back, returning empty handed.
"They'll be ready next tuesday"
 
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Accy cyclist

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Rate the top hat, I've just tried on now as I post!😉

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Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
I think you can afford to be just a little bit bolder with your wardrobe Accy, but is Accrington really ready for you?

That 'topper' must be a hundred years old, hence the 'tattyness' of it. I'm surprised it fit me, seeing as all the old hats I've tried on in there over the years were only about 53/54 cms, compared to my 60 cms size.🧐
 

stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton

That's absolutely spiffing old chap, not too sure about the phone case though.
 

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
These are tempting! Down in price from £395 to £280. They have a Danite rubber sole. I used to swear by rubber soles, but after having got used to leather soles with my last two shoe purchases I do like leather soles, but as we know, rubber ones are more practical and safer, especially when walking in the rain. I've yet to walk in the rain while wearing either of my leather soled pairs of shoes, so maybe I'll change my mind about leather soles if I have a wet surface slipping experience 🤔
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Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
If I do buy the above, I'm determined to get rid of quite a few pairs of lesser quality shoes, as in give them to a charity shop. My shoe collection is becoming more quantity than quality. I'm not saying I don't have quality shoes and boots, but I'm hoarding shoes I hardly wear, bought on a whim and not really me.🧐
 

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
There's the story of the old gentleman who had died and whilst going through his stuff his son came upon a cobbler's ticket dating back to the 60. "I wonder ..." he said to himself, and being a bit mischievous he went along to the cobbler's, which was still going, and presented them with the ticket. The cobbler looked at it, then went in the back, returning empty handed.
"They'll be ready next tuesday"

Every now and then on rooting through jacket pockets in the retro clothing shop I work in, I'll find theatre, train and prestigious horse racing event tickets. Some are quite old, with one I found being from the 1980's. When I find such tickets the jacket they were found in will always be a high quality item. I once found a ticket for the royal enclosure for the Ascot racing event in a much older than the ticket grey morning suit jacket. The ticket was from if I remember rightly 1997, but the jacket looked like it was from the 1940s.🤔 The jacket was high quality having been made by some now most likely long gone Savile Row tailor, but far too small for me, otherwise I would've bought it!🧐😉
 
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Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
I really don’t want to be rude but you do look a little like your auditioning for the part of Baron Samedi in the James Bond film ‘Live and let die and I am not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing. . 😀

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I saw that film while on a family holiday in Blackpool in July 1973, when Blackpool was a nice family friendly resort!🧐😉

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