The most expensive breakfast in London

[User32269]

Insist they serve you lark`s tongues and frog`s sweetbreads!! At least they'll have to work for their money!!

Would you like frys with that sir?

 

[NorthernDave]

Does that include toast?

It really ticks me off when you order a full English and toast is extra...

 

[Markymark]

It's about right, after all it costs a million quid a day to live in London.

That's just the illusion we like to give. Keeps the riff-raff northerners away.

 

[TVC]

That's just the illusion we like to give. Keeps the riff-raff northerners away.

That's not what makes us decide to stay away.

 

[TVC]

Us southerners are really friendly tho

Have you met @0-markymark-0 ?

 

[Markymark]

That's not what makes us decide to stay away.

I know. We put up lots of reasons to maintain maximum northenless.

 

[Markymark]

No...I suspect he's one of those transpontine Londoners.

South Londoner? They're almost as bad as northerners.

 

[TVC]

South Londoner? They're almost as bad as northerners.

You must really hate people from Kent.

 

[TVC]

Everyone does

Well, most of them just bang on about how close to France they are.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

South Londoner? They're almost as bad as northerners.

North of the river, south of the park - everywhere else is a barren wasteland.

 

[Tin Pot]

South Londoner? They're almost as bad as northerners.

Hey.

 

[Tin Pot]

Everyone does

HEY!

 

[Tin Pot]

North of the river, south of the park - everywhere else is a barren wasteland.

Right. That's it. You are on The List.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Hotel rooms for 2 should cost no more than £40. F*ck the breakfast rates, and checkout should be set at 3pm.