The Polish guy at work

[BSOh]

I saw a chap down the athletics ground, carrying a long bendy stick. I asked "are you a pole vaulter" and he said "no, I'm German but how did you know my name?"

I had something similar on a birthday card once

 

[stephec]

The bloke who sits opposite me at work has French customers; he seems to think it helps if he speaks like René off 'Allo 'Allo

Surely he'd be better off trying to spoke like the policeman?

 

[vickster]

I see the thread title and think...