The poll of life.

The life poll

  • Taken class A drugs

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Slept with a prostitute

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Smoked an expensive cigar

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Blown a wodge of money to impress a lady

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Owned a sports car

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Saved someones Life

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Showed your naked form to a room full of people

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Blown a months wages in a casino in one night

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Blagged your way into a celebrity hangout / backstage

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Slept with someone you really shouldnt have

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Total voters
    1
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alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
Moderator
actually i'm changing my plea. i delivered ds2 myself at home, before medical staff could get there. if i hadn't done so, the outcome might have been less happy than it was. so in some way i may have saved a life…
 
'Should have done'? Why those things in particular?

Haven't done any of them.
 

barq

Senior Member
Location
Birmingham, UK
Right, so I've got ten years in which to: sleep with a prostitute, spend a grand impressing a lady (or in my case man), own a sports car, and blow a months wages in a casino. Seems I've saved the more expensive things until last! :tongue:
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
I have done three of the list, and got caught out on number 10. But that was many years ago.
 
Rhythm Thief said:
I owned a sort of a sports car, very briefly: an old Volvo 480 Turbo. Handled like a cow on roller skates but was very quick in a straight line. But that's it, off that list. I've taken plenty of class B and C drugs, and if magic mushrooms are Class A then I suppose I can tick that one too.
Nah, mushies can't be a Class A can they? :becool:
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
That's a very disappointing list of things someone else reckons you should have done. I bet it was written by some square who's terrified of life and wants to be seen as "on the edge". There's nothing on that list (maybe apart from the getting your kit off in a room full of people - WHY?) that everyone should have done before blowing 21 candles off the cake. And what's so big about "sleeping" with a prozzy? Have you seen what they charge for an overnight? Once you've lost your deposit, why would you want to hang about a minute longer?
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
User76 said:
It's not a disappointing list, it's just a list. What do you think should have been on there? Sang in a church choir, put clean pants on every day?

It's not about being big and clever, it's a laugh.

It's not a laugh, it's a bit wanky. What should have been on there are things like "have you ever been in a car crash", "have you ever seen a baby being born?", "have you seen your sports team win the big one?", "have you ever broken a major bone?", "have you taken someone's cherry?", "have you stood on the summit of your own Everest?", "have you ever inspired someone?", "did you get involved when the situation demanded it, or did you skulk away?", "does a day trip to Brussels make you Belgian?" you know, stuff like that.
 
PaulB said:
It's not a laugh, it's a bit wanky. What should have been on there are things like "have you ever been in a car crash", "have you ever seen a baby being born?", "have you seen your sports team win the big one?", "have you ever broken a major bone?", "have you taken someone's cherry?", "have you stood on the summit of your own Everest?", "have you ever inspired someone?", "did you get involved when the situation demanded it, or did you skulk away?", "does a day trip to Brussels make you Belgian?" you know, stuff like that.

Are you Joe's dad or something?

If you don't like it, don't waste valuable seconds of your wonderful life replying!

Tosser!
 

Abitrary

New Member
4 people have saved someone's life, but noone has slept with a prostitute. Yeah right.

This is real life, not some disney film.
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
I am nicely into my 40's and I have only done one of them, but only if a classic MGB GT counts as the sports car. If not then I must be as clean and innocent as they come.
 
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