the recovery

[starhawk]

Hmmm I have no pain in my knees but I'm far to short for my weight, can it be that I accidentially hit the formula for prolonged knee life? Hitting the 60 mark next year so I'm not a young unspoilt brat anymore

 

[markg0vbr]

*** its a secret

 

[byegad]

Hmmm I have no pain in my knees but I'm far to short for my weight, can it be that I accidentially hit the formula for prolonged knee life? Hitting the 60 mark next year so I'm not a young unspoilt brat anymore

I blame that Arthur Itus fella. I was OK to 59 with odd aches in the knee area but it's got worse in the last two years. I'm too young for them to replace just yet. So I take lots of pain killers and ride as gently as I can with my right knee. Because the left one is now doing more work, it's only time before...

 

[markg0vbr]

i discovered yet another use for lard.
when rubbed on the rubberized paint of my trike frame it acts like polish and also attracts flies.

 

[markg0vbr]

if you throw your self down stairs and do catastrophic damage to your knee they will have to do it now! i will gladly give you a push if your a bit timid about doing it your self, if it wears out in 15 years have it cut off and a bionic one fitted.
increasing the lard content of you diet will lubricate your joints as well.

you need a husky training to give you a pull up the hills and jump in the trailer for the down hills, you can collect all the road kill as you ride around so would cost nowt to feed it.

 

[byegad]

Good ideaMark, but IF I bought a motortrike it could tow me up hill and I could tow it down hill.

 

[n-ick]

Tha'd need a Donar Card first with "RESUSITATE" on t'chest.
That's what they call motorcylists here (donars).

Mind you ,I'll probably refuse any bits from SSG, on the grounds of character change.
Remember the transplant patient who spoke in a french accent and another who could paint.
There was even a case of a man who woke up as a giant insect....ouch.

 

[markg0vbr]

the local rag came to the office to take my picture today, i had the minions out cleaning up the yard a bit.
we had some equipment out and did the man pointing at rat box, man looking interested at bag of bait, several minions kneeling in a row looking uncomfortable thing for a bit.

 

[byegad]

Shirley Surely they won't publish that in a publicly available newspaper? I know Rawmarsh people have strong stomachs but there are limits.

 

[markg0vbr]

i have been practicing pointing at things all day, you never know my career might take off.

 

[Speicher]

Please try to avoid any of your garments taking off.

 

[markg0vbr]

astonishingly handsome, svelte, athletic*, sun bronzed, Greek god like Yorkshire man, pointing at a block of lard. it has every thing! you could make prints of it like that hunky man holding baby one.

*if on wheels

 

[byegad]

astonishingly handsome, svelte, athletic*, sun bronzed, Greek god like Yorkshire man, pointing at a block of lard. it has every thing! you could make prints of it like that hunky man holding baby one.

*if on wheels

Except you'll need to find an astonishingly handsome, svelte, athletic*, sun bronzed, Greek god like Yorkshire man!

Coughs politely...

I could be persuaded to stand in in order to save the public any trauma. I do tick all the boxes. At least I'm a better fit on all but one of the descriptors than our 'hero'..

 

[n-ick]

"i have been practicing pointing at things all day, you never know my career might take off."

Eeeyup Cosmo, tha'll need a stick t'point with, long staff will give you the air of a pilgrim and a short one would help you tumble over if tha' used it for walking.

I find this hard to believe, but most of Lympics medal winners are from Yorkshire, or was it China ? I assume that you have been once more been caught urinating in the resevoirs to pass on tha' energy boosting qualities ?

I did see a face in a cloud heading north that looked remarkably like yourself. Has tha' once again been able to summon up elementals ?
My spies tell me that there is a great chasm where fair Rotherham once stood . A pit of brimstone sir, fiery and belchious .

 

[markg0vbr]

"I find this hard to believe, but most of Lympics medal winners are from Yorkshire" entirely due to the miraculous property's of lard and Yorkshire puddings.
running in hobnail clogs is exultant training, 300 weight shop delivery bikes up cobbled hill will give you the thighs of a god.