the recovery

[byegad]

Eye sea thee spelchecker iss stil notte wurking.

 

[n-ick]

Mush bee, he got" lard " spelt rite.
What's more worrying is that he talks in the same manner that he scribes.
It would be sage to list the number of succesful non Lympic persons coming out of Yorkshire, or even normal bipeds. Rolling heathland sir, pits of sulphur, brimstone and winged creatures who rule the night.

Sharpen tha' stick sir , the colonies are waiting.

Today, I was asked for identity to prove who I am. Being stuck, "I looked in the mirror this morning , it was me". I cannot under any circumstances see you doing the same.

 

[byegad]

Byegad Towers has been basking in sun for three days now and the Trail (No fairing!) made an appearance every day. The weather and a suspected popped cartilage (Which turned out to be arthritis pain.) have kept me off the roads for much of the year. I was pleasantly surprised that I managed three of my longer loops around Byegad Towers without aches or pains, except the damn knee.

While climbing a long drag on Friday I took to wondering if the SBGG was out and about on his trike given his new high profile in the media. I suspect we'll see him soon on late night* weather forecasts, pointing at various parts of Yorkshire** as the forecaster makes wild guesses as to what the weather will do tomorrow. Maybe he could be employed in other capacities. As a temporary Road sign, or scarecrow (His old job.)

Any other suggestions as to occupations for the SBGG with his new found pointing skill?

*So as not to frighten the kiddies!
**He neither believes nor suspects that there are other parts of the world, thinking tales of London, Marrakesh and Lancashire are merely stories designed to frighten children so much that they wet the bed.

 

[markg0vbr]

i will have you know i quite often venture out over the boundary of civilization to do missionary work and oppress the natives demanding tribute and lard.

when i come home i beguile the locals with my exploits in mystical lands showing them lithographs and mementos**
this weekend was spent having a not stand up in a field at the back of a community center with fellow explores astride mechanical horses of all shape and size. clad with wax-cotton chaps and kangaroo leather hat and an ex-army shirt, i proudly quaffed my pomegranate and strawberry juice, to greetings of "oratit then" ,"C THEEE!".

** if they are not nailed down that is

 

[byegad]

I see no denial of old job description. More importantly there is no mention of his 15 nanoseconds of fame.

 

[markg0vbr]

i am playing it low-key i dont want to succumb to the cult of celebrity.
dont worry i will always remember the small people, if it were not for there adoration i would not be the icon i am!
some pointing was done just to please the fans, at wind turbines, sheep, sheep droppings, empty tea mug ect.
it was very well received.

 

[theloafer]

really like your ride mark..

hey mark
trying to find out date and if the woller bike right w/end is on this year you have any info

 

[byegad]

I can answer.

So long as you stop publishing obscene pictures.

 

[markg0vbr]

sorry i dont know what the dates are, mr byegad may come to your rescue with underpants over his trousers.

 

[byegad]

Another fantasy SBGG? Not one you'll live to see fulfilled.

Meanwhile I've offered to tell him if he promises to stop posting pictures likely to upset the horses and cause offence to all right thinking gentlefolk.

 

[n-ick]

Eeeeeup Cosmo, tha ' sartorial elegance cannot match a fully resplendent bye gad. By his own speed ,both up and downhill his pants and socks have indeed left his body.No pictures remain after the fire.
I call upon thee sire to remove all garments before descending,thus avoiding the chance of recognition.

 

[byegad]

We are not amused.

One's personage is not to be seen by mere commoners. For a small charge you may be allowed to see a photograph taken from long range. (To fit all my ego in!)
Send cash, folding only in plain brown envelope along with a stamp to the value of £1 for this offer.

 

[markg0vbr]

today i with little but my whits and a piece of slightly frail string managed to install a satellite dish on a pole in the garden.
he was not amused and threatened to call the police, i placated him with lard sandwiches and old socks with holes in*

i one again will be becoming horizontal in a field and may partake of a small libation, it is at the side of a river.
not being a hardened imbiber of intoxicants what safety procedures should i employ? i was thinking a life vest arm bands and an inflatable ring for siting in the pub.




*i think they use them for home made vodka filtering.

 

[byegad]

today i with little but my whits and a piece of slightly frail string managed to install a satellite dish on a pole in the garden.
he was not amused and threatened to call the police, i placated him with lard sandwiches and old socks with holes in*

i one again will be becoming horizontal in a field and may partake of a small libation, it is at the side of a river.
not being a hardened imbiber of intoxicants what safety procedures should i employ? i was thinking a life vest arm bands and an inflatable ring for siting in the pub.




*i think they use them for home made vodka filtering.

1. Socks need a hole in them or you can't get your feet in!
2. To test your drink limit stand very close to the water and drink a bottle of spirits. If you wake up feeling like death you now know your limit. If you wake up dead you drank too much, fell in the river and drowned.*

*Fingers crossed on that one!

 

[theloafer]

its ok guys found info at velo site.. all booked with rachel...