the recovery

[n-ick]

Yo, we thought we were the only ones !!!! Welcome to Radio Rawmarsh, 2nd only to Roswell.

"Tha" is verbal, either a grunt,
an exclamation or the sound of agreement.

Removing wheels would indeed reduce weight,
We intend removing all Cosmo s wheels. In addition to his legs.

I know exactly what a bus driver would say.

Its bad enough going on buses with the great unwashed,
without thinking of taking on a wheel-less bike.

 

[markg0vbr]

Now if i put elliptical wheels on the treadmill bike at cretin point it will be going down hill if i jump off at the up hill bit and then back on at' down hill bits, i will be hobbling down hill all the time. if i take the wheels of the hand bike it becomes a hand sled!, i might as well sit on't tea tray and drag my self along like, dog on't lawn
every day i become more inclined to believe i am the only normal one, the voices keep telling me but dr appreciable-slant says i don't need them any longer so have put tin foil in my shoes to shield me from them, though i know they are living in the old tin box in the top of the pantry--"I can smell them looking at me"-- .
had a bit of a ride today in-between the rain, it was not far though, i need a velowmobile, if i get one like the go one with the fighter pilot cockpit, i could do the full biggles thing, though would probably have a red one and shout "acshtung filthy pig dog English scum" when some one cuts me up, pop the lid and through a herring at them. i am already designing a solar hot water heater to fit in the canopy of the velowmobile so when i get to work i can have a quick shower as i am sat in the car park--"cant go in to work stinking of stale herring"--.
a meeting regarding the you know what at you know where is scheduled for the morning but may be moved to yesterday at short notice to preserve secrecy, i will inform little boy blue by Currier ferret.

 

[n-ick]

There was a Go one on fleabay this week ,
went for £1400, did you buy it?

Perhaps you should aquire the aroma of stale herring,
tha' could lead a t(r)ail of cats into t'Peaks.; The pie eyed piper of Rawmarsh.

I am concerned that I am paying tax to keep you at home.
Could tha' please detail any refund that I might claim.

I have found some very strong pills in a cupboard.
I don't know what they do, but tha's welcome to try them.
We are preparing the Tessla cage for York.
Our last 2 volunteers can still walk (just).

 

[byegad]

On the subject of strong pills our local news has a report from Marske. Two women and a man were found unconscious late at night outside a local pub'.

The landlord was amazed as he couldn't understand what had happened to the water he's been putting in the beer!

It turns out that they'd taken some very strong pills after closing time!

Two are recovering, having regained conciousness, but one woman is still very ill!

So it's a two out of three chance you'll be OK after taking n-icks pills mark, go for it!

 

[n-ick]

Cosmo, tha's going to be saved by tin foil, buy more;


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDdk70k4bjw

 

[markg0vbr]

[media]
]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GvtBTBadsM&feature=related[/media]

this is the proper way to get your drugs. this would be fantastic in tow i could through smoked kippers

 

[markg0vbr]

the reply





Thank you for contacting us about your
visit to our Barnsley - Stairfoot Roundabout restaurant.



I understand that our staff refused to serve you in the drive-thru facility when using your invalidity scooter. Clearly, a situation of this nature would cause upset and inconvenience and appreciate the opportunity to have looked into this for you.



I would like to clarify that our McDonald’s Drive Thru facility is designed to serve customers using road-going motor vehicles, as defined by the Road Traffic Act 1988. In other respects, use of the drive thru lane by pedestrians and cyclists, in the main will not be served, as on

balance we are concerned that given the lane is designed for road vehicles, pedestrians could compromise their safety. With regard to invalidity scooters, only Class 3 types are permitted to access 'drive-thru' facilities due to them being designed to be used on roads as well.



Certainly, if your vehicle was a Class 3 scooter there would be no reason for you not to have been served and we will ensure this is followed up, along with the overall approach taken towards you. To further support and reassure you the Business Manager, Mr Craig Scholes, would be more than pleased to meet you at the restaurant, and if this is convenient do not hesitate to call him direct on 01226 289 518.



We value your custom and the feedback you have given us. I trust the above is well received and useful.



Thank you for writing to us and bringing this to our attention.



Regards









Joe Cuffaro

Customer Services Manager



McDonald's Customer Services Department

11 - 59 High Road

East Finchley

London

N2 8AW



Tel: 08705 244622







er dose any one reed a letter before they send of a reply ?

i never mentioned a invalidity scooter! i was on a road legal vehicle, not aloud to ride on the pavement or pedestrian only walk ways INVALID! SODDING INVALID! well at least he did not call me a cripple i did get pated on the head again today sat chatting to some one on my ice trike so i must look fiscally challenged or some thing

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
join the club, been patted twice.
Dickensian style.
Tha' must develop a snarl and dribbling.
As for Macshite, I'm afraid that
your cc is not enough to pass through ( unlike their food).

 

[markg0vbr]

i am 70% normal, well my bone density is 70% of what it should be. i am now taking pills that would choke a pig they are as round as a ten pence! had a day no off today and will do a bit of a ride tomorrow don't wont to push two hard i might brake something, just call me glass man.

 

[n-ick]

Have tha' considered the Wonderful World of Work ?

I know at lot of people who are well below 70%, yet strive
by their hard labour to put the G into Great Britain .

Bygad sire,we'll be carrying out our
own assessment. This will probably begin by
finding out how much real ale you can supply.

 

[markg0vbr]

no you can not drop progressively heavy hammers on my legs to test at what point they brake! see i know what you are thinking before you do.
i need about 3 pints of real ale before i start walking properly and not wobeling allover the place wonder if i can get it on the nhs?

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
better still, we have invested in a very large Cody kite.
This is capable of lifting a small car.
We were thinking of raising you to the height of several hundred feet.
We have goggles, which we have blacked out in case of vertigo.
We'll be wearing them, in case we get frightened.

Not only would you be going up in the world, but could take
some entertaining video of the site ,
including your free fall when we cut you loose.
We have a small paddling pool full of shaving foam
for you to miss.
You might get lucky and land on Spud's inflatable boat.
That's the one with 2 arms and legs for oars.

By landing feet first we would close the existing gap in your hip .
Engineer Dabbs , who is a qualified aeronautist will be on hand .
( in the beer tent).

 

[byegad]

Great idea n-ick, I've contacted the organisers and we can have the arena for 20 minutes at 11am on the Sunday. I asked for a bigger container for the shaving foam, and they were going to give me a 10' diameter pool until I mentioned who was using it. NOW they've promised to supply a slightly damp sponge instead.

BBC TV want to come, as part of their Emergency Services programme and want to film the whole thing, from the point of impact to the Fire Service hosing down the crash landing site. Bart's hospital want the remains as part of their 'Truth is stranger than fiction' exhibit in the main foyer.

More importantly the Beer Tent will sponsor the whole thing so n-ick and I drink free for the whole weekend. Mark can watch for free, up to 11.05am Sunday.

 

[Scoosh]

i am 70% normal, well my bone density is 70% of what it should be. ......., just call me glass man.

no you can not drop progressively heavy hammers on my legs to test at what point they brake! see i know what you are thinking before you do.
i need about 3 pints of real ale before i start walking properly and not wobeling allover the place wonder if i can get it on the nhs?

Ah, NOW I understand ...

[empty] Glass legs do not a stable walking platform make.

Glass legs, with 3 jars of real ale in them (each, obviously

), will be much stronger, better able to resist sideways impacts etc.

... so, if you want to escape survive n-ick/byegad's dastardly scheme, get the legs well filled.

 

[markg0vbr]

hand bike today and meadow hall in the ankle chopper.
as the Cody kite requires a certain amount of wind, involving a series of kites and organisation the chances of getting them in the air is slim, capturing spuds gaseous ambitions and commandeering one of the big tents might be a plan.