byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Thought not! 
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
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Yes - I think we can find a motor-trike-thing to sell and raise 50p towards the £6,000 
required ...
That's what got him into all this trouble - mixing with leather-clad persons of dubious reputation
as opposed to mixing with lieabout persons of slightly even more dubious reputation 
.
required ...That's what got him into all this trouble - mixing with leather-clad persons of dubious reputation
as opposed to mixing with lieabout persons of .
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Only £5999.50 to go then. Hope he likes porridge!
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Southern cold porridge.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
EEUP Cosmio, I hear that tha's going to be used for Tazer practice. Dibble found it too easy with t'blind fellow. I've suggested that in view of your disability a 20 second lead be given and that you wear a hi-viz suit in case you get lost.
Spud has invented a super Tazer, unfortunately this is wired directly into the sub station next door. We would be pleased to demonstrate it on you.Could you bring along some coins for the meter?
A few thousand would do.
Spud has invented a super Tazer, unfortunately this is wired directly into the sub station next door. We would be pleased to demonstrate it on you.Could you bring along some coins for the meter?
A few thousand would do.
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
Oooooh poorly cough cough hoooooo I am going to stay at the sea side for a bit cough cough
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
No use lying to us all. The truth is out your banged up for possession of of a face likely to cause a beach of the peace, talking with a Northern accent and being in possession of a disability likely to offend right thinking Southern softies.
Good news is we've collected nearly 50p* out of the £6000 bail and at this rate you should be out of jail late in this century.
Well 50p minus commission, collection costs, transfer fees and theft, so actually we now have -32p!
Don't worry we'llsoon definitely possibly maybe collect the £6000.32. Eventually!
Good news is we've collected nearly 50p* out of the £6000 bail and at this rate you should be out of jail late in this century.
Well 50p minus commission, collection costs, transfer fees and theft, so actually we now have -32p!
Don't worry we'll
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
Being of sound mind and unsound body can be a problem.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I do not like the sound of that.
A move to Plymouth sound would be a good idea.
A move to Plymouth sound would be a good idea.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Who told you?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Oh dear! He's hearing the voices again. Last time was bad enough but at least he was at home and in Rawmarsh much of his aberrant behaviour went unnoticed as people there are used to it. On the South coast his court hearing will last 2 minutes and he'll be detained under the mental health act.
Meanwhile we still need to raise money for his bail. Following bank charges, overdraft charges and my fee we now need £1532.78 to spring him from the Rozzers.
The Yorkshire missionary to the far South has applied for a permit to visit him in the cells. He needs a small donation to travel from Lincolnshire, where he is based, to the South Coast. He intends to use the Osborne method of 1st class travel so we only need to spring for a Standard class ticket.
Meanwhile we still need to raise money for his bail. Following bank charges, overdraft charges and my fee we now need £1532.78 to spring him from the Rozzers.
The Yorkshire missionary to the far South has applied for a permit to visit him in the cells. He needs a small donation to travel from Lincolnshire, where he is based, to the South Coast. He intends to use the Osborne method of 1st class travel so we only need to spring for a Standard class ticket.
