the recovery

[byegad]

Great news. We can take out a pay day loan for the entire sum to restore the SBGG to Yorkshire. The £23,456.89 (More fees, overdraft charges and theft, I made the mistake of passing the hat round on our Sunday ride and it disappeared.) can be raised by tomorrow morning and the SBGG can pay it back in 2400 easy payments of £3054.23/month.

All I need to set this in motion is someone to forge his signature. So far I have 132 volunteers, but sadly they all write too well and only 4 of them managed to spell his name incorrectly and their writing was far too legible anyway.

More anon!

 

[markg0vbr]

I am back in the realm of the blessed, still a bit frail.
The people of Brighton are very friendly and welcoming, I met some lovely young lady's, strapping lasses* who had no problem lifting the wheelchair in and out of the pubs, er Heath spar.

Trixy introduced me to something called a cocktail apparently they are common out side of Yorkshire!
I managed to sample some, a bit sweet and sticky is the best I can say for them.
I thought I might not be allowed in with only taking my biker clothing not expecting an extended stay but was pleasantly surprised to see a lot of the bikers must have had the Same idea as me, though there gear tended to be a bit flimsy, spars er not finished and would offer little or no protection from the elements.

A nice place, never had a pint with an umbrella in it but when in Rome.


*a bit heavy on the makeup but looked like if any one tried to mug them they would be in for a beating.

 

[byegad]

Well now that the SBGG is back in civilisation, sprung by his transvestite pals, we don't need the whip round. Still I made money and the SBGG is still burdened with the Wonga Loan.

Win/win in my book.

 

[Scoosh]

BUT you don't get to whip him around ... <kicks tin can>

 

[byegad]

In response to both requests for a refund of their donation:-

'I wish you good luck in getting it back. As a Yorkshireman, it is against my religious beliefs to refund anything. So tough!

To the caller threatening me with court action, as the Yorkshire Ambassador to the Heathen North and High Priest of the Ancient Art of Paynowt/Spendnowt I claim diplomatic immunity and will bring down the wrath of Tightarse the God of all good* Yorkshiremen** on you and your house/hovel/mansion/cave/tent/hedgebottom***.

*By definition this is all Yorkshiremen as bad ones are sent to Lancashire until they learn the error of their ways.
**In obedience to the Great Moot of Selby 2011 this now includes all Yorkshirewomen too!
***Delete as appropriate!

 

[byegad]

BUT you don't get to whip him around ... <kicks tin can>

We don't wish to give him pleasure!

 

[markg0vbr]

Well now that the SBGG is back in civilisation, sprung by his transvestite pals, we don't need the whip round. Still I made money and the SBGG is still burdened with the Wonga Loan.

Win/win in my book.

What is a transvester? I know there is a nip in the air but why bring a genial mans under garment in to it? The bets I laid with a gaming establishment re winners of best bike, best rat rod ect payed off.
So factoring in my winnings all the cheep nights out* the week cost me not a lot.
Next year I may be able to crash in some ones flat for nothing.

As sbgg is copyrighted and any money collected in association with it is to be handed over. I have discovered audio blogs "how every thing works "is a good one so I am thinking of doing a weekly pod cast, about what I have been doing, seeing, my spin on the world ect. Please order your prescription drugs, medication before you listen to the first one.
*i was acting as an impromptu ricks haw, trixi would take me in a pub some i would do a lap of the dance floor with some chap sat on my knee and he would get me a pint or cocktail, trixy said it was a tradition.

 

[markg0vbr]

Being of sound mind and frail body not standing up in bed taping this out on my tablet.
Up the workers.
A 8oz of lard for every working man every week, 6 and a half tea bags every two weeks and no taxation on frogs.
We are firm on this, no negotiation!
Up the workers

 

[byegad]

Damn! He's back and 'the voices' must be really bad.

 

[Scoosh]

<whisper>
Should someone tell him that the world has moved on a few thousand years and we now use pencils - pens even - rather than writing on tablets ?

Or is the 'tablet' to which he refers the one he should have swallowed before 'enlightening' CC with his New Deal for the socially deprived and dietarily challenged ?

 

[byegad]

He probably has thousands of tablets. Several of them are to stop the voices getting through. My guess is he didn't take enough for his protracted stay 'Dawn Sooff' and so the voices have returned.

Good news is he isn't going to Wooler next weekend, I got the list last night. So sanity will reign supreme there at least.

 

[n-ick]

The good folk of Wooler will no doubt be releived.

 

[byegad]

Relieved? I heard they hired a hit man to poison the SBGG while he was in the Souff. They've asked for a refund.

I've mentioned my refund policy, or lack of it, earlier in the thread.

 

[markg0vbr]

Woofer! I can just turn up you know as they have lots of room.

I have never had a problem with the voices after I put tinfoil in my shoes.
It is Halloween so some of the woofer riders will be able to go out without there head bags, this will be a big plus for some.

I have been invited to a party this weekend I think I will go as frank thighweight inventor of the reciprocal inverted flange reamer it changed the course of civilian.

 

[byegad]

INTERPRETER!!!!!