the recovery

[n-ick]

Cold turkey for Xmas
( first thing they do is stop the meds, so I'm told ).


He'll be going crackers.

 

[byegad]

Cold turkey for Xmas
( first thing they do is stop the meds, so I'm told ).


He'll be is going crackers.

FTFY

 

[markg0vbr]

I have twiddled a bit with my vertical arial and found a bad connection this has been fixed and ground plains added, this is for the higher frequency bands on HF, this gives me a lower angle of radiation for around the world communication when conditions allow.

I can get my message to parts of the world that don't have Internet of phone servic, intact a coil of wire and a crystal you can hear me.
For the non SBGG speakers I can use morse code as this is a universal language.

I am lacing a minion to put up some aerials as I want to use a beem, so can select one regan at a time.

The black beast has drive shaft issues again, it is being up graded again, I am also looking in to twin blowers that should increas the BHP from 95 to 140.
I had a hanging of the back looking for the squeak operative with me, he was returned slightly wobbly but in fine fettle.

The brain pils increas on Wednesday so I might be a bit out of it in the evening.

 

[n-ick]

"The brain pils increas on Wednesday so I might be a bit out of it in the evening."

Wow, news that the Empire has been awaiting.

 

[markg0vbr]

It is an anti epilepsy drug they are giving me they normally give them 300mg a day, it was discovered that people like me benefited from this drug but had to take 1800mg a day.

So it takes a long time to get to that amount as it is effecting brain cemetery, vertigo is the worst side affect I am having but that might settle down, might, should and possibly are used a lot when discussing treatment.

I passed on the suggestion re electro shock therapy, I can not put the response on as some of the words I don't know what they mean and they might have been Swedish.
He was mumbling about who needs enemy's mumble mumble! The list of people wanting to make appointment to call on the incumbents of bygad towers grows daily.

The Russians have been in contact again they want every one to send them there full name address date of birth and national insurance number ASAP as you have all won in a prize draw and they need the info to process the money transfers.
Gosh how lucky can you get every one I have mentioned to them has won a prize!

Ok Pill time the the land of green mushrooms and inside out hamsters not nice but quiet indearing In a creepy sot of way.

 

[n-ick]

It's either time to change the meds, up the voltage or take a reality check.

Tha'd make a serviceable scarecrow in the spring.

 

[byegad]

Sadly reality left the room tens of pages ago. Now he's in the land of Cloud Cuckoo.

 

[markg0vbr]

Thank you for reminding me it is not far off, the annual swap your clothes with a scare crow time!
Being a dedicated Yorkshire man and following the footsteps of my dear farther who never opened hs purse without the traditional preamble grumble, prayer.
It is the time of year we migrate to less thrifty parts of the out side world, we find expensive and serviceable clothing on scare crows and swop them for old warn out and probably third generation hand me down clothing.

Some times museum curators can be seen re swapping the clothing in the hopes we go back and swap again.

We then parade the new clothing to the rest of the villigers on Whitsunday, giving us an opertunity to air it out.

Did we have an earth quake last night I remember waking up and having to hold on to the bed so it did not throw me off, a bit like being very drunk but with out the fun bit first!

They are going to start gas extraction again so it might becom a common event, gosh free roller coaster rides in the comfort of your bed, whoop whoop lets hear it for the gas extractors, and the price will come down to next to nothing, like when they built the nuclear power stations and petrol when they started drilling in the North Sea.

When the odd sink hole appears we can fill it up with all the rubbish the bin men will no longer take, every one is a whiner, see I am being optermistck already and only taking two brain pills a day, what will it be like on six.
We should give all the politicians brain pills, it will make them all happy and nice and they will not want to have wars.

If I rub under the legs of the bed with lard it might move about the room an make it easy for me to sweep under it.


Invest in lard now!

 

[markg0vbr]

Arrrggg he is online again.
Shuruphewillhearyou.

 

[byegad]

Well that explains your backwards waterproof wearing habit. You are used to fasten up the back jackets, usually with tie down sleeves, and the above proves why this is so. Meanwhile I've called out the Princess Alexandra's Own Green Howard Yeomanry, mobilised the North Riding Tank Corps, the Yorkshire Gun-Coble Fleet and the YAF.*
Let them all come. We will fight them of the coast, in the estuaries, in the cities, towns, villages, hamlets, vales, wolds, dales and moors, we will never surrender!

*Yorkshire Air Force. Know as the Phew, as that's the sound they all make when they get their slightly less than cutting edge* Aircraft back on the ground in mostly one piece. We do however have three Ex-RNAS Sopwith Camels on order, to be delivered if anyone can remember where we buried the Yorkshire Gold Reserve in 1913. Apparently England wanted money for an up-coming fixture against Germany to be played at a neutral venue, Flanders.

** Sir George Cayley designed and built all of our currently in service heavier than air craft. The oldest dating back to the one flown by his coachman in 1853, updated by a steam engine. This is powered on good Yorkshire coal, although its range is limited by how long the fireman can keep the pressure in the boiler up, rather than the amount of coal carried.

 

[jayjay]

Somebody get that man a balun, before he starts beaming stuff off into outer space.

 

[byegad]

The Yorkshire Space Programme is on hold until Spud mixes some more gunpowder. We are looking at a 5 stage rocket;
Stage 1.
Earth to Low orbit in 35 seconds. We anticipate this will render the SBGG unconscious for a period of several minutes.
Stage 2.
Linked to a motion sensor so it will fire off as soon as the victim SBGG wakes up. This fires for a further 72 seconds inserting the wheelchair capsule into Geo-Stationary orbit above York.
Stage 3.
This is designed to fire straight down, reaching a speed of absolutely terrifying, or possible bleeding terrifying!
Stage 4.
Spins the SBGG up to 1000rpm.
Stage 5.
This is the big one, at a altitude of 53miles above York the main charge detonates and all of Yorkshire gets a spectacular display of body parts and star bursts along with titanium burning up in the atmosphere. As the SBGG will be in the atmosphere for several seconds before the detonation we may be able to hear his screams, with any luck!

So we await Spud's improved gunpowder formula, a clear night and someone providing a really big milk bottle. Nick will use his ultra high powered telescope and camera to record the event for posterity and the job's a good un!

 

[markg0vbr]

Somebody get that man a balun, before he starts beaming stuff off into outer space.

We will have non of that sort of language in this thread coax coil was good enough for my dad it's good enough for me, the main arial* has some of that new fangled 450 Ohm's line, the home made 633**Ohm's line became iretrivably entangled in the frisbee dog number one son insedent of October 15th.
Balanced AMU supermatch, balun, BALUN! What next SSB " it will never catch on you know they have to use three bobs worth of electric to have a quick chat to some one in the next town".

I am now dipping my ikle pinky in the posh world of FM 70mhz with shop bought radios*** I will have to do exorcisms after every time I use it voices coming out of boxes it's not natural I tell theeeeeeeeey

Up the workers, Scargill for emperor!

*not being a colonial I insist on using it proper name.
**i made it 650 to start with but as a number I thought it was a bit rotund so slimed it down a bit to a shaply 633.
*** before byegad informs the Yorkshire walet inquisition monks, they have all been rescued from a skip and cost nufin.

 

[byegad]

This will be investigated! Sounds sort of spyish to me. Talking to people from outside Yorkshire indeed. The man is mad!

 

[Scoosh]

The man is mad!

Which one would that be ???