the recovery

[byegad]

First congratulations on being the first on our eleventy first page.

Second.

Sadly a sensible question is much more likely to get an insensible answer on this thread, which started when earnest enquiries after the physical health of the Sun Bronzed Geek God, his words not ours, were made. Sadly it became all too evident that his physical problems, of which there are several, are as nothing compared to his mental issues. It doesn't help that many other contributions from the SBGG appear to suggest other issues that a good research psychologist could investigate to the tune of a PhD or Nobel Prize! It also appears that the insanity is contagious and only I am immune.

 

[n-ick]

Looks like "we're going to need a bigger boat".

I note with alarm that her Madge will be doing the Christmas message in 3d ,
I hope that the SBGG doesn't have similar plans to branch out in another dimension.

 

[byegad]

Well, well, well. I blame DaveC and his mate NickC who declared a drought back in the Spring. It's rained ever since.

 

[markg0vbr]

Dark in it...
I have six and a half bananas* my in built compas tels me we are heading west... Slightly northwest and going over some big hills.
I managed to hide my iPad by shoving it in secret pocket I sew into all my pants to hold my money in.

Ho if I have not mentiond it before er HELP!**




*sneaky so and so used the other half to lure me in to a shiping crate, cunning disguised as a shipping crate. He is a chip of the old block pure genius !
** I would add an extra ! But I think it is course and uncultured to use two and think of the expense, the little Demond's that run around in there might get confused and start having a argument "look you twit you have already put one up, why are you putting another up?","cos he hit the key twice bog face","no he would not have done that it looks daft using two, go put it back". It could end in a strike then where would I be! Well in a crate heading west north west ish.

 

[byegad]

Damn, Smithers will need to flogged for not finding his money and iPad. Never mind the battery will go flat about the same time he runs out of Oxygen.

Scoosh will need to dig a big hole in the garden and fill it in after dark!

 

[n-ick]

We're going to need a bigger hole.

I note with alarm that the SSGG is becoming bumbling and incoherent. Thought this was a trait found only in politicians and south landers. He's off hearing the bells and voices again.

Could be carol singers.

 

[byegad]

I suspect you are the last to notice Nick.

 

[markg0vbr]

Quick scan of the survival kit I have stuffed down my long johns at all times.
Wind up iPad charger/electric shaver, Swiss army knife with all the sharp bits removed* the 3000 Paige book the boys bumper book of survival in the hart of darkist africa, two 30ft roach poles, a Tesco carrier bag 75.4" of string, three buttons, five pounds of Stilton best blue chees, a ten shilling note, my name is and address label to fasten to my lapel, an inflatable ring, tripod, who's who 1926 edition, toe nail clippers clippers blunted, one thingy** , telecom mark iv bakerlight telephone, a box of needles for a gramophone, one jar of gefilter fish, packet of pools with three left.
I have pushed a knot hole out and spotted a notis, believe I am in lankishire aaaaaaarg and Eric help!
One of my better holidays so far though a tip, banana skins make rubbish toilet paper.




*so it is now a swiss army butter knife, this is not on I have a note from my doctor saying I can carry sharp and pointy things again.
**most people have one in a draw or tool box, a rather interesting small device that has come off something but for the life of you, you know not what.

 

[n-ick]

"They're coming to take him away, ha ha,
They're coming to take him away,he he".

 

[byegad]

With luck He'll stay in Lancashire so long they'll adopt him.

 

[Speicher]

Quick scan of the survival kit I have stuffed down my long johns at all times.
Wind up iPad charger/electric shaver, Swiss army knife with all the sharp bits removed* the 3000 Paige book the boys bumper book of survival in the hart of darkist africa, two 30ft roach poles, a Tesco carrier bag 75.4" of string, three buttons, five pounds of Stilton best blue chees, a ten shilling note, my name is and address label to fasten to my lapel, an inflatable ring, tripod, who's who 1926 edition, toe nail clippers clippers blunted, one thingy** , telecom mark iv bakerlight telephone, a box of needles for a gramophone, one jar of gefilter fish, packet of pools with three left.
I have pushed a knot hole out and spotted a notis, believe I am in lankishire aaaaaaarg and Eric help!
One of my better holidays so far though a tip, banana skins make rubbish toilet paper.


*so it is now a swiss army butter knife, this is not on I have a note from my doctor saying I can carry sharp and pointy things again.
**most people have one in a draw or tool box, a rather interesting small device that has come off something but for the life of you, you know not what.

The thingy** : is that a somethingy that wearer's of non-lumpy jumpers have, whereas wearer's of lumpy jumper do not have?

In other wordles, a device for the extraction of stones from horse's dooffers.

 

[byegad]

I always thought it was for extracting Boy Scouts from Girl Guides.

 

[n-ick]

The beggar told me that he was in the Brownshirts.

 

[byegad]

Vor you tommy ze Var is over!

 

[n-ick]

There's always this festive heartbreaker

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=DKmJPnAGUJk&desktop_uri=/watch?v=DKmJPnAGUJk