the recovery

[markg0vbr]

I had a very nice man from the ministry or nhs or just a passing pervert with a clipboard* he manhandled me a bit and made me do bendy things n point to things then enquired about my bowel movement, well it not something that normally comes up,...... Or down in a normal conversation.
It was at this point I enquirer as to who he was,


*very dangerous things the clipboard, they hold mystical powers, I could make people's chances of getting a move to a council house evaporate with a single tick in a box!

I did not purchase a second wife after the first one passed away, for a relatively small outlay a dishwasher was acquired, plus there isn't that clunky big chain laying about on the kitchen floor, flipping dangerous if I tripped up on it and mrs sbgg did not throw her self under Neath me fast enough I might get hurt.

 

[n-ick]

I should get a clipboard for each hand. That way you'll be able to compare results and carry out required assessment with your feet.
Time to move off the self medication and move the game up.
I hear that opium has good results. A crop sown in the spring should be adequate, I should apply for a large allotment now.

 

[markg0vbr]

There are three places that only have hydroponics gear for sale within one mile. There is only one reason I can think of for any one to perchance this equipment with charcoal filter extractor fans thrown in for free!

The product is cheaper here than a prescription from the doctors.

 

[markg0vbr]

I kept hearing vices the other day, distant tiny voices...... After replacing the tin foil in my shoes and having a not stand up for a bit in a darkened room I went in search of the voices.

With a small size tin of haggis* in hand I went in search of them only to find I had left a handheld radio on in my coat pocket, the vices were periodic activity on the local repeater.

I have a new locker at work it has a cubic capacity of .33467298 of 1m3 so not very roomy, I don't think I can get a lounger in there but it has a nice out look on to the coat rack and potential.
I will get a minion to measure up for wall paper on Tuesday.




*no fresh haggis this year as the hunting has been rubbish. Haggis is well known to guard agains evil possession a bit like garlic and tax collectors.

 

[byegad]

Better tell the Vice Squad!

Frankly with the SBGG STILL totally incapable of using a spell checker on his browser, I'm rapidly losing the will to live.

 

[Scoosh]

Has anyone found
the recovery

anywhere ?

 

[byegad]

You are some kind of revolutionary Scoosh. Next you'll paint your face blue and shout FREEDOM with an antipodean accent.

 

[Scoosh]

I thought revolutionaries usually painted themselves as red.

Talking of Revolutionaries, I'm going to the Revolution event in Glasweegieland on Saturday evening, so have to be over there in time to watch the Calcutta Cup @ 1600, then on to Sir Chris Hoy's Velodrome for 1900.

 

[n-ick]

Dah, lard, dibbley boooo . Going to eat dosages all day, whipee the Minions. Still looking for leather clad dead weight, even a traffic wardon would do.

Oh, nuts, it must be infectious.

 

[markg0vbr]

Is there one on the j pod thingy? It would help if I could see the text as well this tuck typing on a Curtis keyboard int as easy as you wood think!

 

[Speicher]

Obviously not!

Tuck typing? is that the modern version of short arm tryping wot I was learning in 1978?

 

[n-ick]

Tuck tryping on j pod thingy ? That wood not present a problem to a monion.
1978 ?
SBGG was still in a cornflakes packet.

 

[byegad]

Fibble!

 

[n-ick]

Trubble as this fine Cheshire kat who keeps appearing. I can hear no vices, perhaps the diet of vegetarian lard and cabbage has done the trik.
I am greatly looking forward to meeting the SBGG again. There may be a ripple in the fabric of reality and hopefully a wormhole.

 

[byegad]

Alas poor Nick, I knew him well Horatio!

Looks like the curse of the Sun Bronzed Geek god has struck and we now have the Moon Cursed Geek God in poor Nick. Run for your sanity readers!