the recovery

[n-ick]

Dumdiddle dum dum.......
Ha , a cunning trap to lure the deluded one from his cage, here birdie birdie..........

 

[byegad]

Hum! Nick??? Is that a 12 bore I see behind you?

 

[markg0vbr]

All goes well, I have been recycled ! I am now a customer service centre person.

I never felt a thing I am at the same desk doing the same job but have moved directorate the lumpy jumpers now put the contact info from answering the phone in an email and send lard it to me across the desk, I had all bits of paper before, now when I hit the delete key I don't have to shove the paper at the back of a filing Cabernet.


Brain pils are having minimal side affects, apart from I have no balance I can't stand still or I fall over and a slight bought of the screaming abdabs now and again, then there's the twitch.
Loosing 1st 8lbs and only sleeping 3 hrs a day.

Every thing is Gary mummy ...... Lard

 

[byegad]

Stop buying abdabs and they'll stop screaming, presumably in terror!

 

[Scoosh]

Run for your sanity readers!

- where did it go ?

Didn't realise it had gone and went !

 

[byegad]

Mine returned when I whistled. Sadly some people can't whistle.

 

[n-ick]

"All goes well, I have been recycled ! I am now a customer service centre person.

I never felt a thing I am at the same desk doing the same job but have moved directorate the lumpy jumpers now put the contact info from answering the phone in an email and send lard it to me across the desk, I had all bits of paper before, now when I hit the delete key I don't have to shove the paper at the back of a filing Cabernet. "



No doubt a suitable case for either treatment or transportation. He should go far.
I'll have a Cabernet Sauvignon if he goes.

 

[markg0vbr]

I have a quote of £365 for decorating my new locker, flipping stop as it is.

I went to see what it would be like at the local exorsese designer gym as they sent out leaflets extolling its virtues,
It proudly proclaimed a fully equipped gym with the disability symbols.

After a short stay at the front desk as they could not find any thing to cut the plastick zipp thingy holding the wheelchair gate shut I was shown around the place, I can't use the exorcise bikes as they are too close together and on a 9" high platform, but they said they could move one of the stair climbing things down to the floor for me to use as they are portable, i said i could only use it if it was a stanner, he did not get it.
they have a changing room for people with mobility problems I would call it a toilet full of mop buckets, with no shower or locker.
They do have exiting exorcise classes.... In the up stairs studio as it has glass walls I would be able to join in if I sit in the far corner of the gym near the lounge, I did not ditect any hint of irony so I think he was genuine.

Hooooo huuuuum.......... Flipping lard.

 

[n-ick]

Tha's been busy proving life as a malingerer is no bucket of laughs. I should enter tha' self in a downhill cheese rolling event. In addition , drag hunting with hounds would without doubt give the excercise required, "Tally-Ho !"

 

[byegad]

I'm sure our local hunt would be glad to douse him in aniseed and chase him around the countryside. At least the DWP would be satisfied he wasn't malingering when the hounds tore him to pieces.

Don't worry about the law, that only bans hunting dumb animals with dogs, and I've heard the SBGG speak. .. Well OK if you count 'Seethee' as speech.

 

[markg0vbr]

I am learning swearing from a Norwegian in the language of the northern finish who speak a bit like Icelandic backwards.

Er I think .....
I do get confused some times you know.

The Russians are coming with polish smoked and jerked venison, there is an illegal smoke house in wickersly run by the Rumanians to supply the local ethnics market.
Some of them are running there cars on some kind of Eco fuel they are making and from the way they drive they must be drinking it as we'll.
Red light now means get on The pavement as some one is going to come around the corner on the wrong side of the road, they think we are all mad stoping just because a light goes red! You should only stop when you can't get through a gap and that is what bumpers are for to make the gap bigger.

I can no longer hunt so am moving on to in door hunting, jammy dodgers and rich tea are hidden around the place on plates at the side of cups of tea and I have to amble about snaffling them while the kids are distracted.
I am working on a down the sleeve tea sucking tube, roll out is next week.

 

[byegad]

Now tell me a fox could write that gibberish. TALLY HO!

 

[n-ick]

Boom boom !

 

[byegad]

That finely toned body is not the semi mobile wreck of the SBGG.

 

[markg0vbr]

That finely toned body is not the semi mobile wreck of the SBGG.

At last he admits it!


That is intact a lithograph of my self and I just before the naked bike ride in York, it was a bit chilly and be being in my delicate state I got wrapped up for the event.

I was in training all day, the was like training us to like take proper like love tha knooose.....