byegad
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Here's hoping!
If you succeed does that mean you can phone home?
If you succeed does that mean you can phone home?
the recovery
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markg0vbr
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If the 22000m signals work no but I may course a chunk of North Korea to become radioactive.
I may post a picture of the new and improved, rubbed all over in glistening lard gym conditioned SBGG.
The debate still rages as to, should the SBGG have his body hair shaved and waxed ready for the local mr ward4 silver wood district body builders competition?
On the plus side I could stuff a pillow with the hair
The all over no "not brown bits" would be easer as I would not have to keep coming parting in the chest hair to let the sun get through
On the negative side
Bit may look like the last turkey in the shop
It may be cold with the insulating hair removed
The winers sequinned thong will be up for auction after the event to raise money to send lard to Africa.
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byegad
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I think they are getting there on their own. Shortly after parts of South Korea suffer a similar fate.
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markg0vbr
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The pencil I have sticking out of my left ear is 3.56" long including the eraser .
n-ick
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Try sleeping on that side.
byegad
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Just back from Longridge Bike Right. Excellent weekend with good friends and some noteable, or should that be not able, absences.
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markg0vbr
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Placing two pillows side by side one can sleep with a pencil in your ear.
My second toe is two mm bigger than my big toe.
I have increased my brain pill dosage by 30 percent, in the morning to give me a jump start.
Up 20 percent in the afternoon, to give me a boost about 14:00 when I am flagging.
Up 50 percent in an evening as a night cap.
Lacking the ability to cycle in the cold now un less they moved it to North Africa I would be stuffed.
My second toe is two mm bigger than my big toe.
I have increased my brain pill dosage by 30 percent, in the morning to give me a jump start.
Up 20 percent in the afternoon, to give me a boost about 14:00 when I am flagging.
Up 50 percent in an evening as a night cap.
Lacking the ability to cycle in the cold now un less they moved it to North Africa I would be stuffed.
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markg0vbr
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Today is the day after yesterday, that was originally the equivalent of Christmas Day until all the calendar was messed about with except in Ethiopia thy still run the Julian based one.
.. Lard is good for your skin most people rub them selves with it every day.
.. Lard is good for your skin most people rub them selves with it every day.
byegad
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See above. ^
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markg0vbr
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That's ableist.
I want my bagger skin thong back you loaned.
byegad
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INTERPRETER!
n-ick
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Translation;
"NURSE !"
Could be a request for trepanning.
"NURSE !"
Could be a request for trepanning.
byegad
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I wonder if he gets on well with members of his own species? Whatever that is!
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markg0vbr
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A lot of the biggest battles fought by the roman army might have had a different out come if not for lard.
It was used to lubricate and waterproof the moving parts on there war engines and a good post battle fry up.
With the bedroom tax and cap on benefits wind fall to the tax man from the high fuel charges and vat on utility's I have worked out the country will be back in the black next week.
It was used to lubricate and waterproof the moving parts on there war engines and a good post battle fry up.
With the bedroom tax and cap on benefits wind fall to the tax man from the high fuel charges and vat on utility's I have worked out the country will be back in the black next week.
