the recovery
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byegad
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- Location
- NE England
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
We payd off the lease on all the American war supplies from 1945 about 8years ago.
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Has any one looked in to getting the payment protection refunded on it?
I was not consulted regarding taking out new loans, don't I have to mark an agreement with my chicken scratch to make it legal?
is my collection of stone age nose hair clippers* In jeopardy of being ceased if the payments aren't kept up?
The preamplifier for my scanner aerial is 6.3cm long and has no lard in it.
*they are my investment for my retirement fund, there is only one dealer I know of if you are interested he lives up the hill from me and has his finger on the the pulse of up and coming investment opportunities.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Anywhere on the same planet is dangerous. So count yourself lucky that he lives in his own weird little world.
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byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Oh dear!
ATTENTION! We have another one!
ATTENTION! We have another one!
... where ?
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or 
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markg0vbr
Über Member
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- rawmarsh rotherham
The first step to supreme ruler of the universe has been taken.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Have you ever read anything about delusions of grandeur? Why not aim a little lower, like village idiot of a tiny hamlet and work up from there?
Sorry I forgot. You've already done this!
Sorry I forgot. You've already done this!
n-ick
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- Sunny Swadlincote
They say there might be a post or two for someone with disjointed thoughts to interest youth in the police and crime.
Certainly no need for it here, last Friday two of the blighters ran out of our local superstore with 2 huge Dysons each.
Now there's something we could excel in and possibly lead the world .
This followed the guy caught with hundreds of cheeses on his person and the guy who pushed out an entire trolley of spirits after his wife tripped the alarm , holding up a single bottle.
I can see our Crime Czar , SSBG , sorting this out and putting this great country proudly back on it's buttox.
Certainly no need for it here, last Friday two of the blighters ran out of our local superstore with 2 huge Dysons each.
Now there's something we could excel in and possibly lead the world .
This followed the guy caught with hundreds of cheeses on his person and the guy who pushed out an entire trolley of spirits after his wife tripped the alarm , holding up a single bottle.
I can see our Crime Czar , SSBG , sorting this out and putting this great country proudly back on it's buttox.
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markg0vbr
Über Member
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- rawmarsh rotherham
I could become a super hero crime fighter vigilantly.
I could swoop in on my motor tricycle roll of the back on to my peddle trike and mince there legs up with the deadly dangerous front cogs*.
I am conflicted, today I started on the tea bags I got as a job lot 40 boxes 80 bags a box very cheap 48.4p a box this makes my Yorkshire hart beat a little faster and I get that deep satisfied feeling deep down in my purse, they are by the same company that bring you Yorkshire tea..... But these are Lancashire tea bags!
They taste the same but I have to say three e bygumms and a chuffing ekerslike every time one of my minions makes me a cup.
They are in my personal stash as when company comes or one of the kids want a cup the one drying on the tea bag rack are used so people in the village will not know my shame.
*up wrong riders claim they are capable of cutting through a car door like better.
I could swoop in on my motor tricycle roll of the back on to my peddle trike and mince there legs up with the deadly dangerous front cogs*.
I am conflicted, today I started on the tea bags I got as a job lot 40 boxes 80 bags a box very cheap 48.4p a box this makes my Yorkshire hart beat a little faster and I get that deep satisfied feeling deep down in my purse, they are by the same company that bring you Yorkshire tea..... But these are Lancashire tea bags!
They taste the same but I have to say three e bygumms and a chuffing ekerslike every time one of my minions makes me a cup.
They are in my personal stash as when company comes or one of the kids want a cup the one drying on the tea bag rack are used so people in the village will not know my shame.
*up wrong riders claim they are capable of cutting through a car door like better.
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
The first thing to do is take over all the golf courses put big fences around them with automatic gun posts, close all the prisons and let them loose in the golf courses give them packet of seed and tents and leave them to it.
Some courses could be use for hardened criminals up in Scotland and some for any one who is being a-pressed or suffering toucher they would get a caravan and some tools any surplus food could be sold at special markets so they could build up a nice start up fund so after there claim is justified the could live of that until they got on there feet, any failed claims would use the money to pay for there flight home.
Vat should be worked out on a persons income and charged on every thing so a super rich banker might end up paying £300 for a bottle of milk.
A minimum wage should be enough to feed a family and heat a home.
There should be a national bank with interest rates that reflect the persons income with a cap on the amount they can lend that reflects this.
Car tax should be replaced by a national insurance policy basic third party fire and theft, if any one wants any thing extra they can get a bolt on from the privet sector.
All commodity taxes ie petrol booze ect will be abolished and replaced with vat, linked to what you earn.
Nhs should be run as a non profit business using well established business models any one trained by the NHL should be tied in for ten years or pay back what it cost to train them.
Tuition fees should be added into the persons vat calculation until the cost of there tuition is paid off.
Fiddles for the rich ie setting up a company to get there vast wage paid in to and getting a salary from it then charging all there living expenses to the company of which they are the sole employee ect. When they are found out should not be a slap on the wrist.
Elderly people should be allowed to carry cattle prods and use them.
The full manifesto will be posted later
byegad
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- NE England
From the above post...
"they can get a bolt on from the privet sector."
I have this vision of privet hedges driving around our roads. The good thing is they'd be taxed and insured!
"they can get a bolt on from the privet sector."
I have this vision of privet hedges driving around our roads. The good thing is they'd be taxed and insured!
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
My first expedition of the year is to take place over the weekend of the tenth of may, there is to be a gathering of the faithful.
I am gaining to bring religion to the aborigines of Hexham, the word of gumm and his profit heker shall be heard and there wisdom shall bring the light of understanding to the heathen.
Some not standing up, about in a field will happen and some pies eaten, for it is foretold thus in the pamphlet of "toad" organiser and falling down water taster in training*
*he says he will have to keep practising as he has only been doing it for 40years
I am gaining to bring religion to the aborigines of Hexham, the word of gumm and his profit heker shall be heard and there wisdom shall bring the light of understanding to the heathen.
Some not standing up, about in a field will happen and some pies eaten, for it is foretold thus in the pamphlet of "toad" organiser and falling down water taster in training*
*he says he will have to keep practising as he has only been doing it for 40years
