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byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Sadly I will be in France! Hope it's drier than last year in York Nick I looked at the reports of towing cars onto the field and gave it a miss. I spent the weekend indoors!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
I have a 58mm x 3000mm white plastic pipe I think I will call it diggy.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
I have now bolted two of the diggylets to a pice of plywood in a v shape.
This will be the base for a delta loop beam, to 19m fishing rods will be inserted in to the diggylets then a pice of wire will go up one across the gap and down the other making a triangle loop standing on one of the points.

The microwave rifle tests are proceeding, the problem I have is power! To be affective each infantry man weapon would have to be umbilically linked to a 4.8t generator.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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The chap who built my mototrike is scoring 8.9 on my normality meter, this is exceptional!

A ride out to day was perfect empty roads sun on my back several of my hairy bits in the wind carving the roads up.

Lacking the funding of a government research department the microwave rifle only gives a fully grown man a splitting migraine and becomes catatonic lay drunk after three to five can depending how long you can keep there head in you sights.

The number of all night loud garden party's with in line of sight, have diminished over the testing period.
A good side affect is when in operation mobile phones will not receive a call within .5 of a mile.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
The mind is meandering , lost between visions of fluffy kittens, fields of lambs and the roar of the SBGG as he motors by ,hairy bits in the wind.

Mind you after all this time......he might have something.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Oh! He definitely has something, and you wouldn't want it. :tongue::hyper:
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
I am back from the land of the man frock.

I was saved from a savage haggis by local who later served it up to me to eat.

A good old bimmble about on the bike and smoked salmon topped baked potato, then a visit to a foot wash factory, well it must have been as it tasted horrible must have gone off as it was 12 years old! They will fob anything off on the tourists.

After not standing up in a field I am looking forward to doing the same in my soft comfy bed.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Ye Gods, from a rough translation looks like he's been north of the border.

Is no where safe from this marauder, this violator of logical thought, this exponent of chaos ?

I assume that when the north gets independence he'll be rebuffed at the border. Preferably with a disc grinder.
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
I hope he would only have been welcomed 'north of the border' if he had been pedal-powered, not bringing his filthy dirty southern pollution with him ! :angry:


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On second thoughts .....



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... maybe his very self would have been ... xx(
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
There may be a video!
To re live the violation over and over and over again burning it in to you brain.

I went to a nice nudist temple and rubbed the giant Buddhas belly as it makes me smile when I do it to the ikle one at home.
It was very gratifying I thought there would have been belly button fluff to pick out as a keep sake but alas some one must have got there first.

The lentil soup was nice some one left for me but it was almost cold so they mis timed my arrival.

There may be other expeditions soon with a contingent of out riders most of them I would consider near normal and the few people I can really connect to.
Well except Gordon the matron insists he is back by seven each night but I am in charge of my very own brain pils me.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Double the dose of "brain pils" ,add any number from 20-30, then double it.

I hope that my taxes are not being squandered on the NHS keeping himself somewhere close to sanity.
 
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