byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I think he fell off. On his head!
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
While sitting out in the garden on my reclining thrown I have been watching the tits in the garden and contemplating beach valley ball, is it a sport I could be active in? Will the sand ruin my castors?
I am having this week end off the gym as I have a slight knee muscle strain and slight brusing to the chesticals.
A very close Lady friend* of mary** was helping me work out throwing the medicine ball at me and over did it a bit.
She is a up and coming lady boxer and knocks heck out of the punch bag and teaches the boxercise class.
*they have matching made in Yorkshire tattoos on the back of there necks.
**mary is extremely fit and Lycra clad young lady who has commented on how strong my abdominal muscles are while helping me stretch after doing crunches and leg lifts.
I am having this week end off the gym as I have a slight knee muscle strain and slight brusing to the chesticals.
A very close Lady friend* of mary** was helping me work out throwing the medicine ball at me and over did it a bit.
She is a up and coming lady boxer and knocks heck out of the punch bag and teaches the boxercise class.
*they have matching made in Yorkshire tattoos on the back of there necks.
**mary is extremely fit and Lycra clad young lady who has commented on how strong my abdominal muscles are while helping me stretch after doing crunches and leg lifts.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Definite for bringing back the rack
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I find it difficult that the supposedly finely tuned, sun bronzed body of the SBGG could be harmed by a member of the lumpy jumper brigade throwing a ball at him!
Maybe the finely tuned body is a myth if it can be defeated by a mere Miss??
Maybe the finely tuned body is a myth if it can be defeated by a mere Miss??
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
She is 90kg of muscle throwing a 11kg ball, it is like being hit with a heavy thing hard lots of times.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Pale, weedy wimp, rather than SBGG.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Byegad, it was not a near miss, she was right on target.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
In that case she need to throw harder! I can use one of the Byegad Towers cannon to help him with his catching, double shotted a 48lber cannon throws harder than any lumpy jumper wearer except the first 'Lady*' Byegad who got a job launching teacups into orbit when I kicked her out, without a penny!
*A total mis-naming in her case as she was certainly 'for turning' and anything else! Strumpet!
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
I thought the scrap mettle collectors had the canon! The ones surrounding by gad towers are fibreglass.
And his balls are painted plastic ones.
And his balls are painted plastic ones.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
OUCH !
Handbags at dawn ?
Handbags at dawn ?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
The Lookouts, usually only on the alert for HMC&R and the TV Licensing vans have been given the SBGGs photograph*, should he turn up in range they have orders to use the cannon.
As to the Reverend Canon W C Ponsonby-Smythe-Mainwaring, Chaplain to the local Nobility and general sponger and ne'er do well! The scrap metal dealers do in fact have him. We have the ransom notes and his piteous notes begging us to pay up before they start removing body parts. Of course as a staunch Yorkshire family we treated these missives in the way they deserve, and had a good laugh. The paper will be useful for lighting the fires come winter,
As to the Reverend Canon W C Ponsonby-Smythe-Mainwaring, Chaplain to the local Nobility and general sponger and ne'er do well! The scrap metal dealers do in fact have him. We have the ransom notes and his piteous notes begging us to pay up before they start removing body parts. Of course as a staunch Yorkshire family we treated these missives in the way they deserve, and had a good laugh. The paper will be useful for lighting the fires come winter,
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
There's a fortune in titanium bolts and screws , once they've been extracted.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I think we have already established that they actually used Japanned Black screws* from Screw Fix. The operation was in Yorkshire after all!
*£0.02/screw.
*£0.02/screw.
Maybe he was meant to be catching the ball !!
His failure to learn this basic skill seems to be causing him some angst ...
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markg0vbr
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Watching the lady boxers work out on the punch bag unleashing all there pent up aggression I pity any mugger that try's to grab one of there hand bags!
I sir, in short am a Olympian, a shining example of what a finely sculpted super star** should be, who is still in touch with the little people around him.
*the ikleist mini me Xackery he works very well under instruction, I have developed his Pavlovian response to my bell to such a degree he can go from sound kip on the sofa to halfway into making me a cup of tea before he wakes up.
**any movie producers looking for there next Sharpe crossed with Conan lead for a block buster, look no further.
All enquirers to my agent please, Mr Ron Hull scrap mental dealer and recycling specialist, Rotherham.
Go to the web-sight and click on agent to the stars.
I do non of my own stunts but am a experience body double credits include Troy, toy story 2, water world and 20,000 legs under the sea.
i have the reflexes of a slightly sick rattle snake and the hand eye coordination of a sixteen year old* I can roll over very small steps, stand up 8 out of 10 try's and put both my socks on three days a week.Maybe he was meant to be catching the ball !!
His failure to learn this basic skill seems to be causing him some angst ...
I sir, in short am a Olympian, a shining example of what a finely sculpted super star** should be, who is still in touch with the little people around him.
*the ikleist mini me Xackery he works very well under instruction, I have developed his Pavlovian response to my bell to such a degree he can go from sound kip on the sofa to halfway into making me a cup of tea before he wakes up.
**any movie producers looking for there next Sharpe crossed with Conan lead for a block buster, look no further.
All enquirers to my agent please, Mr Ron Hull scrap mental dealer and recycling specialist, Rotherham.
Go to the web-sight and click on agent to the stars.
I do non of my own stunts but am a experience body double credits include Troy, toy story 2, water world and 20,000 legs under the sea.
