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byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Oh dear! The delusions have made a real comeback. Next it will be back to the canvas jacket, nappies and safe cell. Sad after the progress he had made, he was even let out on his own for a while and came back under his own steam more than 50% of the time!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
The chaps of the Thursday club don't ask to see my letter from my mum counter signed by the practice nurse now.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Nah! A CR2023 will do. I have a flat one you can have....GULP!.... for free!

The SHAME!
The Shame!
The shame!
The shame!
The shame!
The shame!
the shame... Sob! Sob! For free what was I thinking off?
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Nah! A CR2023 will do. I have a flat one you can have....GULP!.... for free!

The SHAME!
The Shame!
The shame!
The shame!
The shame!
The shame!
the shame... Sob! Sob! For free what was I thinking off?
This will have to be reported to the ethics comity and you know what that means you will have to get a round in while they deliberate.
There may be a shunning And only having plastic balls as well! They blow about in the wind you know.

A chap offered me a shake at the gym, it is magic it makes your muscles all big and veiny and your suntan goes all orange!
It was hay powdered up I think? I works for bulls there muscly.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Luckily I am the Chairman of the Ethics Committee and we take spurious reports very seriously. Beware, the men in black flat caps are on their way to see you for a 'word'. Try not to spell it incorrectly, do try, no really!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
I am going to be given some synthetic DNA!
I am not clear what the hoped for out come will be? The lack of this is some what disturbing.
Challenging a chap wondering about in a dr ish coat he replayed "the way thing have been going it can not exactly make it worse can it!" And he did the in air quotation marks thing.

Am I being experimented on? Is it a comy plot? Did the Germans bomb the local chip shop as my dad always ways said or did it blow up because of a gas leek?

Drugs with synthetic DNA what ever next? Will I ever run out of question marks and where do I put the refill cartridge when I do?
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
AT LAST! A use for the SBGG as medical Guinea Pig.

In answer to what they expect, I'm assuming that they hope to bump you up the evolutionary chain. With look you can make Gibbering Idiot, or even Fool.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Look if I can get used to those new-fangled £ s d after Groats, Crowns and Marks they can damn well adapt to the nobby, upper class Guinea.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
I am going to be given some synthetic DNA!
I am not clear what the hoped for out come will be? The lack of this is some what disturbing.
Challenging a chap wondering about in a dr ish coat he replayed "the way thing have been going it can not exactly make it worse can it!" And he did the in air quotation marks thing.

"Am I being experimented on? Is it a comy plot? Did the Germans bomb the local chip shop as my dad always ways said or did it blow up because of a gas leek?

Drugs with synthetic DNA what ever next? Will I ever run out of question marks and where do I put the refill cartridge when I do?"

Love it love it love it. Think I'll go into the medical business, will bodge plumbing be an advantage ?
Will the scalpel or the bone saw prevail for the SSGG ?
Will he be able to suck soup or succeed ?
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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Look if I can get used to those new-fangled £ s d after Groats, Crowns and Marks they can damn well adapt to the nobby, upper class Guinea.
That's how the upper crust kept the masses Dow pay them in fat flightless pigeons.

I am going to retire from beach volley ball I think I have gone as far as I can in the sport.
But the pressure of being the suntan cream spreaderor oneror has got to me and I have developed a slightly unsteady hand.

I am looking in to other sports I can have a go in.
Synchronise swimmer nose plug screwerinera, appeals to my artistic side.
I got all excited when I found a educational video about the upperclass twit of the year contest, until I found out it was a satirical take on public school educated priveliged people.
I was talking to my mad mechanic friend he was enthusing about using some of my collection of fire arms to go cay pigeon shooting, he has lost it, them big round things will never fit down the barrel of any gun I have ever seen!
 
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