the recovery

[byegad]

No word from him for over a week.

Has the SBGG gone home?

Did he find full time work?

Is the pope a protestant?

Who knows?

Who cares????

 

[n-ick]

Think he's temping ;

 

[byegad]

I'm worried! So much so that I can't sleep for worrying.

All because I'm going to the Wooler Bike Right in October...
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And last time, the SBGG turned up.

Please does anyone know if he has really, really, really returned to planet Mo of the Ron Galaxy?

 

[n-ick]

I hear he's been seen practising the ancient art of basket walking,

 

[byegad]

I'd say more basket weaving than walking. He may well be back in 'The Home' as I happen to know, cough cough , that a certain an on ee mouse informer gave them his address.

 

[byegad]

I'm beginning to hope he's actually off-planet. Any sightings of UFOs over Rawmarsh in the last few weeks??

 

[n-ick]

There's plenty folk up there say " U F O " , but in an unrefined course meaning and manner as is associated with th district.
I believe that he has turned into the Red Pimpernel with all this sun and lard and I'm not seeking him anywhere.

 

[n-ick]

Is this him ?

 

[byegad]

...edit...
I believe that he has turned into the Red Pimpernel with all this sun and lard and I'm not seeking him anywhere.

I think you've hit on his fate. With the sunshine and lard, he's fried himself to death!

SBGG fritter anyone.

 

[n-ick]

Could be in for a long spell in the Big House,
Plastic smuggling.

 

[byegad]

Can I have one SBGG with chips?

 

[n-ick]

You could have a SBGG burger, is that a bit of his crutch sticking out of the bottom ?

 

[Speicher]

I really hope that his crutch is not sticking out of his bottom.

 

[byegad]

ARRGGGHHH!!!!! NOooooo!

 

[Speicher]

ARRGGGHHH!!!!! NOooooo!

Am I that frightening?